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  1. Smitty

    My Kickserv Parlay of the XXV Winter Olympiad

    Curling... Canadian Men to win a medal with the Canadian Women to win Gold. +140 I mean, it can't lose. As Weird Al sings in Canadian Idiot... "They treat Curling just like it's a real sport."
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    WTA Doha

    Fuck it, maybe it's the alcohol (it's definitely the alcohol), but I'm going to post this. Another anti-Ostapenko bet. I got it at +156. It's currently down to +128. Zakharova 4 to win 6.2 And I KNOW I'm gonna regret this one, but... Valentova in straight sets over Eala 2 to win 2.3.
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    Kick, When are you heading to Vegas?

    https://www.circalasvegas.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/CIR-31111-AT-PAR-CANADIAN_RULES.pdf
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    Superb Owl LX

    Just some thoughts for now. Feel free to chime in. There is a rumor that Marshawn Lynch has come out of retirement, and Seattle WILL give him the ball in goal line situations. Much has been made of NE's weak schedule this year, and understandably so. BUT... there's so much parity in the NFL...
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    Monday 2/2

    Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Oksana Selekhmeteva 2 to win 2.5 Sonmez 2.3 to win 2 Parlay Kartal/Tjen 2 to win 3.2 And I am 100% going to regret this, but... Parlay Kartal/Selekhmeteva/Sonmez/Tjen 1 to win 9.5
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    How the hell is this real?

    Oh yeah, people are idiots.
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    This is the state of college football

    https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47673543/duke-sues-darian-mensah-tries-stop-transfer-portal-entry To summarize... Mensah said he was staying at Duke. The last day of the portal, he calls the coach and says "just kidding, I'm going to Miami." Duke then sues him because his NIL...
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    Australian Open

    Let's have some fun. Shelton to advance further than Fritz 2 to win 3.2 Bublik to advance further than Musetti 2 to win 2 Zhizhen Zhang to win the whole damn thing. Bet as many units as you can get your hands on. Borrow, beg, and steal. Take kickserv's money. Personally, I'm betting $50M...
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    Short week in the playoffs

    I was curious about how NFL teams have done in the playoffs on a short week. No surprise, it's not great. Here are some stats. I only went back over the last 4 seasons. 2021 was the first year they added a Monday Night game in the WC round. Overall, teams on a short week are 3-6 SU and...
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    NC

    Well, the adjusted lines are available now, but selling Indiana to -9.5 offers absolutely zero value. And the total has dropped a point to 47.5. I was just about to buy Indiana down to 7.5 (-126), but I'll wait to see if I get a boost. Assuming Bad Carson Beck doesn't suddenly reappear, I...
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    CJ Stroud Splits

    just some info... i haven't played a side yet. thinking about something stupid, like pitt 1st half and houston for the game. it's hard to imagine pittsburgh having any success against this defense. but houston's offense ain't anything to write home about either (kids, ask your parents if...
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    Semis

    Full disclosure: historically, I've done worse on the playoff games than on the bowl games. I mentioned previously that I like Miami and Indiana. Last week, not long after the lines came out, I bet these two parlays: Miami (ML)/Indiana (ML) 4 to win 6.4 Miami (-3)/Indiana (-4) 4 to win...
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    FCS Championship

    Awfully quiet in here, 3 hours before the big championship game. :) I'm not going to make this an official play, but I am going to continue betting the Redbirds. As I mentioned before, they've won every game away from home this year, including at the Fargodome. Maybe they're better in road...
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    Smitty's PSA

    just gonna consolidate this in its own thread. my lifetime record on NFL season wagers that come down to the final day is 0-246. i had SF to win the division. we know how that went yesterday. here's what will be decided today. pittsburgh under 9.5 and to miss the playoffs atlanta over 7.5...
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    Ad

    Apparently Celtic sweaters are different than regular sweaters.
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    Jack, I have some bad news

    I can see the future. And the Steelers are going to win on Sunday. You may say "Smitty, you're full of shit. You can't see the future. Nobody can." Well, I can. Wanna know how I know what will happen? I have these wagers pending. Yup, I've seen this story before. Now, I can change...
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    1/2 Bowl Games

    Armed Forces Bowl Just wanted to get this one out of the way. Sorry, I'm not wasting time on it. Couple notes, and then right to it. Both teams are missing their best Jenkins. QB Chase Jenkins for Rice and RB/KR Jaylen Jenkins for the Bobcats. Chase Jenkins had an efficient year for the...
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    1/1 Playoff Games

    "Orange Bowl" As expected, running late. I'll try to keep it brief. First off, I think TT is legit. Especially the defense. First year DC Shiel Wood has done a hell of a job. They give up 2.3 yards/rush, second in the country. Last year, they allowed 4.8. That's an incredible improvement...
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    Just throwing this out there...

    Fuck the NFL. Sure, we all know they're greedy cocksuckers. Nothing new there. But just in principle, this pisses me off. First of all, obviously there's no reason for Saturday games this week (or any week). But they could put a couple meaningless games there and people would still watch...
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    12/31 Bowls

    ReliaQuest bowl Kinda nice, almost nobody sitting this one out. Iowa is expecting TJ Hall back. He's their best CB and missed their last 2 games. Vanderbilt is missing the 2nd-biggest piece of their offense. TE Stowers is out. He is Pavia's security blanket. I'll go through the #s quickly...
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