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    Men + Women

    Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park; you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car...
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    Aesop's Fable (Revised)

    The MoonBats and the Gardenweasel A moonbat who fell upon the ground and was caught by a gardenweasel and pleaded to be spared his life. The gardenweasel refused, saying that he was by nature the enemy of all birds. The moonbat assured him that he was not a bird, but a mouse, and thus was...
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    So Cal Inferno - good link

    http://www.kusi.com/
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    How many Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers have you eaten this year?

    More than 50 ~ +150 Less than 50 ~ -130
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    Dante's Inferno Test

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv According to Dante, there are several levels of infernal damnation. Where lies your fate? Take the test and find out! I'm going to heaven. Good luck!
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    Math help

    How much gravel would I need to backfill a cavity 25' long, 3' deep, 2' wide?
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    Anyone ever belong to a nudist colony?

    Just wonderin' how you join? I'm guessin' it's along the same lines as the Masons... 2B1ASK1 But how would you know who belongs?
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    Clinton: $5,000 for every U.S. baby born

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21033583/ (Please don't bother to dignify this kind of stupidity with a comment)
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    6 die from brain-eating amoeba after swimming

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21034344/
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    Thin crust, smothered w/ anchovies

    Oh, yes! The smell of anchovies wafted through the living room and two of my cats jumped up on the table and began to croon. Pizza w/ anchovies. One of life's great treasures.
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    Walrus Situps

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmfunKJtt4 32 second video
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    Let's put Sponge on trial

    Taoist could be the judge, coupla' other flea bitten attorneys could act as prosecutor and defense, judge is the plaintiff, Sponge the defendant. Pickin' the jury should be a gas.
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    New Hospital Wing

    When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the...
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    Suck it in!

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    Which is less offensive?

    Gullible Southerner or Redneck? (I always thought Redneck was a term of endearment??????)
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    The "I Like Sponge" Admiration Thread

    sign in please ~ I was on the fence till I remembered Madjack liked Sponge, so I like him too.
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    Note to Dr. Strangelove

    you have mail
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    MINN -10 @ miami, ohio

    "If in week one you went ofer, In week two, honor the gopher" Gopher it! MINN -10 (If I was betting, that's who I'd pick)
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    Holy Toledo (Really?)

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2988714
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    Worst Song Lyrics Ever

    http://testpattern.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/29/338247.aspx Scroll down to "Comments". Most are funny.
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