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    Meaningful Trivia

    Shipping Manure Historical information you need to know about shipping manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it...
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    Hey Jack

    For my 3000 th post, how about a MadJacks Bobblehead Doll?
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    Helen's Love Poem

    When I think of Private Petey, I hope one day he becomes my sweetie. Every day this month of June, the thought of him just makes me swoon. Cupid's arrow or a brick to the head, Can I exchange these feelings for him instead? I'm feeling woozy and funny all over, Oh, to be with Petey in a field of...
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    note to urkel

    I know it's a shot below the belt, but I'm still laughin' (I'm sorry, but that was too funny.)
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    MJ posters who remind me of TV celebs

    private petey = Squiggy (Laverne & Shirley) (can't think of any others)
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    How many Madjack's Sportsbooks do you use?

    Currently two...Infinity and Gibraltar...both have very similar software and are user friendly. Also, very good customer service. Being primarily a parlay player, these books are just what I was looking for. Will probably add at least one more book before college football begins.
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    New Age Game Preserve

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    How To Sell Romance

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    Blond License Plate

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    My Favorite Golf Saying

    When I hit a tee shot OB (one of several), I yell... "There goes Ramona !" ("That hooker is out of bounds!!!") :D
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    Funny Pic

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    For Amusement Only

    Spurs -6' Over 79' I think SA in front of an appreciative home crowd will be way too much for the Nets. Also have a hunch SA may play like champs tonight and do everything right. But still, these are merely small wagers to watch the action. Good Luck to everyone.
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    For Computer Nitwits (Like Me)

    http://users.bigpond.net.au/lellicot/index.htm (Re: Lionel's Lessons)
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    Father's Day Joke

    "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?" "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!" "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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    The only sign of life in Cleveland

    PITTSBURGH - 142 miles :D
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    Makes Me Wonder?

    With as poorly as the Nets have played, why would the Linesmaker open the NETS -2? I wrote in an earlier thread the Nets were in a fog and I was all set to take San Antonio +2, but now I'm not so sure. Seems to me the Linesmaker is looking for sa dollars and the O/L sure provides the bait...
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    US Airways "Prepared to exit Pittsburgh"

    Tuesday, June 10, 2003 By Frank Reeves, Post-Gazette Staff Writer Speaking on the eve of critical talks with state leaders, US Airways Chief Executive Officer David Siegel warned that the carrier is "fully prepared to exit Pittsburgh" if a way cannot be found to lower its costs here. "We...
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    Amusing Test Answers

    The future of "I give" is "I take." The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin...
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    Excuse Notes Written To School Teachers

    "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him." "Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot." Dear School: Please eckuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33...
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    Square As Can Be

    I am a college sports handicapper and even though I have no feeling for this side or total, as of 6:21 AM EST, a popular consensus poll has both the Spurs and the Over showing at 2:1. The Circle gets another Square. Spurs +2 Over 84'
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