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    Nitwit needs good book on mutual funds.

    currently have all my money buried in the backyard (some also being held by offshore sportsbooks) do not have a mutual fund nor do I know what one is. any help would be appreciated.
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    Loaded Diswahser

    = Drunken Housewife
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    Engage Your Memory

    During this season, which teams got a VERY LUCKY, END OF THE GAME, SU WIN OR COVER? I'll list the easy one: Lsu over KENTUCKY (SU WIN) any others?
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    Plays....11/23

    play 'em quick before the line moves. new mex state over IDAHO NO TEXAS over ul monroe cinc over HAWAII BC over temple stanford over CAL
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    The Fields Of November

    SYRACUSE +11' BUFFALO +17 cal +4' COLO under 55'
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    "The Winona Ryder Shoplifter Special"

    Kent +6' CAL +4' Central Michigan +14 "It's just like stealin'!!!"
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    Liberals Love L'VLLE !!!

    Kinda', but not a whole lot. 1 lb. gub' ment cheese and 1 unit.
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    ~~~~~~~ E M U ~~~~~~~

    Just don't pick up one of these scrawny looking creatures off the road side and put it in your car. E M U +10' :p
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    Any parents have this problem?

    The other day, while eating dinner in front of the computer, my teenage daughter said, "Dad, teach me to handicap". I spit a mouthful of macaroni and cheese all over the monitor and keyboard.
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    Ebaum's World...Helicopter

    2092 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so stoked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm thinking of joining the Air National Guard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quick ATS summary/review

    52 games on last weeks card 19 teams covered the number by 14 or >. Otoh, 22 games were decided by 6' or less. 3 games were decided in OT PITT -6 v bc PITT, 19-16 OT NEW MEX +6' v utah NEW MEX, 42-35 OT UL MONROE +6 v utah state UL MONROE, 51-48 OT
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    "It's a marvelous night for a moondance..."

    with the moon up above in your eyes. A fantabulous night to make romance 'neath the cover of October skies" "You know the night's magic seems to whisper... "take the over 65' in ARIZ ST v Washington game."
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    Hot off the press !!!

    CENTRAL MICHIGAN +.......win ARKANSAS STATE +...........win WEST VIRGINIA +..............win east carolina +..................lose mississippi +......................lose ball state +........................win maryland -.........................win TULANE -............................win temple...
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    "I'm an old-timer, I'm an excellent rhymer...

    Pitt ain't it. SO Lay the wood Cause these three here are pretty good uab- over ARMY TOL- over miami, o md - over DUKE
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    ~~~~~~~~~ A Halloween Story ~~~~~~

    It's almost Hallowe'en, so . . . ============= The events in this story took place in a little town in Mexico, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real. ============= A man stands by himself, hitchhiking. The night is dark, and a terrible storm...
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    Note to Kel

    Kel, Get my email addy from Madjack and drop me a line. Just say, "It's me, Kel" and I'll get back to you. buddy
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    Going To School?

    I played a round of golf yesterday. On the 7th green, one guy said to another who was lining up a 15 ft downhill, sidehill bender, "I'm going to school on your putt." The guy replied, "Well, pay attention! I hate students who don't learn." Ever feel that way about your handicapping? I sure...
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    It's not a rumor -- buddy to go "Pay"

    his local. One wheelbarrow full of his hard earned money after those lousy, crappy picks last week. buddy - available to give or take handicapping lessons.
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    ~~~~~~~ Scoreless Tie ~~~~~~~

    Kent State -7 v BUFFALO BUFFALO L 3 games 1. -2 ats 2. -13' ats 3. -33 ats Kent State 1. -1 2. -7' Bye Week 3. -39 Kent doesn't deserve to be a Road Favorite and BUFFALO doesn't deserve to cover.
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    "What do you have in YOUR wallet?"

    money that's no longer mine
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