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    how about some humor.......

    A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows: Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow Thaturday Thunday A recent survey...
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    film festival launched to counter michael moore

    this is interesting....... By Paul Bond Just as his "Fahrenheit 9/11" opens nationwide, several filmmakers are readying documentaries aimed at debunking Michael Moore, and a new film festival is being planned that will feature such works as well as other movies well to the right of Moore's...
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    prosecutors seeking lay indictment

    i was wondering when the feds would get around to lay. glad to see that they haven't forgotten him. June 19, 2004, 7:54AM By MARY FLOOD Copyright 2004, Houston Chronicle Federal prosecutors plan to ask a grand jury to indict Ken Lay on charges relating to the last few months he was at the...
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    new york times review of clinton's book

    the times review is pretty brutal, but it doesn't matter to me anyway because i wasn't going to read this book no matter what The Pastiche of a Presidency, Imitating a Life, in 957 Pages By MICHIKO KAKUTANI s his celebrated 1993 speech in Memphis to the Church of God in Christ demonstrated...
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    iran massing troops on iraq border

    iran figures the u.s. won't do anything at this time about this because they think that the u.s. is bogged down. eventually the u.s. will have to deal with them. Beirut, Lebanon, Jun. 15 (UPI) -- Iran reportedly is readying troops to move into Iraq if U.S. troops pull out, leaving a...
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    a dinner conversation gone wrong

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would...
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    book : 40% of n.b.a. players have police records

    this is unbelievable if true. wonder how the n.b.a. will respond to this book. NBA: THAT'S A CRIME! By DAREH GREGORIAN June 13, 2004 -- The NBA is rapidly turning into a national criminals' association: A whopping 40 percent of NBA players have police records, a bombshell new book...
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    u.n. inspectors: saddam shipped out wmd before & after war

    SPECIAL TO WORLD TRIBUNE.COM Friday, June 11, 2004 The United Nations has determined that Saddam Hussein shipped weapons of mass destruction components as well as medium-range ballistic missiles before, during and after the U.S.-led war against Iraq in 2003. The UN Monitoring, Verification and...
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    men jokes

    just received this e-mail from my wife's friend. thought some might appreciate the jokes. i think some are very funny, especially the first one. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is...
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    giuliani to replace cheney on ticket ?

    i would love to see rudy on the 2004 ticket, but don't see him as vice-pres. because he is pro-choice. if not vp, would like to see rudy as att'y. general WASHINGTON ? There are whispers among high-level political advisers to President Bush suggesting the possibility of replacing Dick Cheney...
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    now you know everything

    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce...
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    the talented parrot

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this Parrot? The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually...
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    the top seniors for next years draft.....

    And now, a look to 2005 For those draft junkies out there in need of a fix just a little over a month removed from this year's draft, we have some information that will ease your withdrawal symptoms. The National Scouting Combine recently completed its meetings at Long Boat Key, Fla., and...
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    george tenant has resigned

    i would guess it's by mutual agreement. i think it's about time. i, like many have not been impressed by his tenure as cia director.
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    ok guys & gals, give me you favorite......

    give me you favorite politicians in the party that you don't favor. for example if you are a democrat, let us know which politicans in the republican parties you like & if possible, why.... there must be pols in the opposing parties that you like..... so lets hear from (hopefully) everybody...
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    can you imagine working for this organization ?

    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: *29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud *19 have been accused of writing bad checks *117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at...
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    questions about neteller

    hopefully jack or ie have the time to answer these questions: i noticed that in another thread ie recommended to clem that the first thing he should do is open a neteller account first before checking out the various books. i have never used net-teller. i usually sent the via bank wire or...
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    which cartoon character sre you ?

    A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well know and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test: Answer all the questions with what describes you best, then add up all your points at the end and look for your results...
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    guy's rules

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't...
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    wall street journal: saddam's files show direct 9/11 link

    i have always thought that saddam's boys trained terrorists in iraq. but never saw direct linkage to saddam & 9/11. seeing these files will help convince me about the 9/11 connection, since this is the first that i am hearing about it. Newly uncovered files examined by U.S. military...
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