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    No Pepper

    Yes, I like this game. NANCY FROM HR [at coffee machine]: Oh hi, no pepper, did you have a good weekend? NP: I display fashions while my lungs engage hashish, guns on my waist, past this Since I?m cakin? up, put funds in my safe, laughin? NANCY: Errr, sounds like fun.
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    No Pepper

    And another grouchy old man observation. I noticed the local news channel, KSDK 5, has trained their "journalists" to preface their news bits with, "We are told..." As in, "We are told this is the biggest crystal meth bust in Missouri history." Doesn't this infer that they are too lazy to...
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    No Pepper

    Josh, my man, quality over quantity. Here are some sayings I can't stand though: BUSINESS WORLD: Reach out "Yes, that son of a bitch Bill has low sales numbers this quarter! I will reach out to him after this meeting." Mark Your Calendars Horrible cliche that really says, "I am too lazy to...
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    Hot or not?

    Yes, gladly. Comfy blasted my wife in his regular tasteless fashion. Said her clitoral hood is the size of a wet parachute. (Now I must hunt him down, wearing a bear suit probably). Hedge and weasie have revealed they are bi-curious. I guess hedgie is broke and will screw anything that moves or...
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    I NEED MORE ALLMAN BROTHERS ASAP

    Check out this rare gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyDdFmDepd4
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    Hot or not?

    If you were wise, you'd get on your knees right now and pray to God above I never, ever meet you or find out where you live.
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    Hot or not?

    Oops sorry, missed that day of med school. I get my mandibles mixed up. Actually majored in Clitoral Physiococis.
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    Hot or not?

    IE has the server-to-text functions humming this morning. Sports, check your CP and ensure Forum Jump is not disallowed. Also, set "Allow vCard Download" to 15 second refresh. (Thats 1500 baud on a PC, 1200 MAC.)
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    Breakfast in Detroit (Birmingham)

    I thought it was impressive that The Boys had perfect lighting in his kitchen for the food photos! All a ploy. Fucking Facebook shill.
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    Hot or not?

    Giraffe neck Moley complexion Lower mandible like split coconut Probably a tranny NOT HOT
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    Have you ever wore depends?

    Only that one time I had to shit on the airplane.
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    Family Guy.....

    The writing is top notch. It may appear sophomoric on the peripheral, if you just catch a scene here and there. But once you learn the characters and the underlying themes (Peter battling a giant talking chicken like Jason Bourne, or a three minute music video of Conway Twitty curiously injected...
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    Tippin one for Alan and madjacksports! Happy weekend! Crossroads, seem to come and go. The gypsy flies from coast to coast, Knowing many, loving none, Bearing sorrow havin' fun, But back home he'll always run To sweet Melissa... mmm...
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    What's your internet speed?

    This is true. Betone is dyslexic after all. Good luck with your play! (kickserv has always been the curious type. And well, he is a tennis player.)
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    Who else here plays Words With Friends?

    Just act natural. SMEGOLICIOUS on A triple word tile! 74 points bitch! Go Tigers
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    Who else here plays Words With Friends?

    Why don't you just go chew on a big hot plate of buddy's mom.
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    MadJack's Sportsbar

    Shit Jack, you probably been up since 3:30. Crack a cold one in honor of Handi Capper. MICKEYS CREAM ALE FOR ALL!
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    Happy Birthday Handi Capper

    55 Budweisers this weekend, Alan! Happy Birthday dude... I will never catch you at this rate.
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    What's your internet speed?

    Thanks, man. Yeah that's a good zinger from Fek. I been trying to avoid him though since he was ... allowed to take one bitch of [his] choosing for the month. I guess his fabulous run as "Member (heh) of the Month" is over now. I have not heard Betone's zealous demands for August yet...
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    What's your internet speed?

    Oh, Hi Josh. I am trying to keep up with the brilliant gush of comedy provided by scrapman and edludes this summer. And now someone bumped an old RAT thread. Making strangers laugh ain't easy, brother, as you know. But it's my passion.
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