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  1. Smitty

    Illinois

    First of all, if they're doing this just for potentially reaching the Final Four, what they hell are they going to do next weekend if they win? And secondly... THE NAME OF THE CITY IS CHAMPAIGN!!! WTF???? Illinois curbs alcohol sales Saturday with Final Four at stake Myron MedcalfMar 27...
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    Man, I just love

    articles about trump voters who are getting fucked now.
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    Crab Cakes

    Never made 'em before, but it was easy. And they did not suck. Jack, let me know if you're coming over for leftovers. :)
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    Monty Python Ad

    kick, don't bother. It's not new. From the '70s, in fact.
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    Dear MAGA

    You know how you get upset when people keep calling you racist? Well, maybe it would help if you stopped voting for racist politicians.
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    The WBC

    Is reminding me of why baseball sucks now. The best hitters on the planet, and they're incapable of getting a hit with runners on base. 7th inning, down 1, runners on 2nd and 3rd with one out... and Tatis and Marte are swinging for the fences. When a single gives you the lead. 13 runners...
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    So sad

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    If you ever need a reference...

    Just call James.
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    Dear Christian Right

    Please watch this interview of James Talarico and explain what you disagree with and/or why he's wrong. The discussion of religion is from the 4:00 mark to the 10:00 mark. If you're not familiar, Talarico is running for Senate in Texas. He is clearly a man of deep faith. Some of you claim to...
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    Native American Wells Open

    Gotta do something to pass the time until we get into the red clay season, AKA "the best time of the year." I found this on twitter, so it's gotta be true. I mean, somebody clearly put a lot of effort into this. Atmane 3 to win 3.6. Dimitrov has lost 9 of his last 10 sets, including 6-3...
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    This sums up why quarterback play has gotten so bad in the NFL

    https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48064834/taylen-green-top-10-qb-prospect-sets-several-combine-records A) Why the hell do they even test a quarterback's 40 time, broad jump, and vertical jump? B) Look whose "records" he broke... Anthony Richardson (great athlete, TERRIBLE quarterback) and...
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    My Kickserv Parlay of the XXV Winter Olympiad

    Curling... Canadian Men to win a medal with the Canadian Women to win Gold. +140 I mean, it can't lose. As Weird Al sings in Canadian Idiot... "They treat Curling just like it's a real sport."
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    WTA Doha

    Fuck it, maybe it's the alcohol (it's definitely the alcohol), but I'm going to post this. Another anti-Ostapenko bet. I got it at +156. It's currently down to +128. Zakharova 4 to win 6.2 And I KNOW I'm gonna regret this one, but... Valentova in straight sets over Eala 2 to win 2.3.
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    Kick, When are you heading to Vegas?

    https://www.circalasvegas.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/CIR-31111-AT-PAR-CANADIAN_RULES.pdf
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    Superb Owl LX

    Just some thoughts for now. Feel free to chime in. There is a rumor that Marshawn Lynch has come out of retirement, and Seattle WILL give him the ball in goal line situations. Much has been made of NE's weak schedule this year, and understandably so. BUT... there's so much parity in the NFL...
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    Monday 2/2

    Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Abu Dhabi? Don't mind if I do. Oksana Selekhmeteva 2 to win 2.5 Sonmez 2.3 to win 2 Parlay Kartal/Tjen 2 to win 3.2 And I am 100% going to regret this, but... Parlay Kartal/Selekhmeteva/Sonmez/Tjen 1 to win 9.5
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    How the hell is this real?

    Oh yeah, people are idiots.
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    This is the state of college football

    https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47673543/duke-sues-darian-mensah-tries-stop-transfer-portal-entry To summarize... Mensah said he was staying at Duke. The last day of the portal, he calls the coach and says "just kidding, I'm going to Miami." Duke then sues him because his NIL...
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    Australian Open

    Let's have some fun. Shelton to advance further than Fritz 2 to win 3.2 Bublik to advance further than Musetti 2 to win 2 Zhizhen Zhang to win the whole damn thing. Bet as many units as you can get your hands on. Borrow, beg, and steal. Take kickserv's money. Personally, I'm betting $50M...
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    Short week in the playoffs

    I was curious about how NFL teams have done in the playoffs on a short week. No surprise, it's not great. Here are some stats. I only went back over the last 4 seasons. 2021 was the first year they added a Monday Night game in the WC round. Overall, teams on a short week are 3-6 SU and...
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