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    Woody

    I won't be able to get together tomorrow night now. The girlfriend just came down with herpes. Sorry, maybe next time.
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    Newest dont even reply-one of his better ones

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
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    I tried to watch

    Most SOTU speeches make me sick. This one is no different. I lasted about 15 minutes. The blame game by Obama and the incessant seal-like clapping by Pelosi made me switch to some food show on Travel Channel. (do they have any other kind?) Oh, and the smug chuckles by Biden. That too.
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    Hedgehogs promises to keep

    Pledge: He pledged to leave after his feelings got hurt. Verdict: Fail
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    Jack

    What's good, brother?
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    New one from dontevenreply.com

    Insulting Parrot Posted at: 2009-08-03 10:49:00 Original ad: PARROT WANTED I am looking for a parrot for my two children. I used to have a parrot and loved her and would love to see my kids have one. Really any kind of parrot will do. I have a vet that can check it out - please email me if...
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    Madjack

    Stop tweeting me, fucker!
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    Extremely funny shit

    This guy answers real online classifieds with the most ridiculous scenarios. EX) He screwed with one guy who was selling a refrigerator, saying he wanted to buy it, but the guy would have to deliver it to the 67th floor and there was no elevator. That he would have to carry it up there on the...
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    Underwater muff diving made possible

    http://pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm
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    Bumper sticker i've never seen before today

    Was on the way to the beach a bit earlier and i'm behind this loud ass jacked-up black p/up truck(circa 1982) with a bumper sticker that said 'I have the dick so I make the rules.' I immediately wondered if 'hedgehog' was down in my area and he didn't contact me to have a drink. Reminds me...
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    Blago/Burris

    This fucking Illinois US senate seat drama is beyond the pale. Blago hangs on long enough to appoint someone who he KNEW would embarrass the national democratic party. His final 'fuck you for daring to question me about this stuff.' And of course 'this stuff predictably stains his appointment...
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    Judge

    Gregg, I'm a little surprised that there has been no offering of a hat, or whatever, bet for tonight. Perhaps you might be a little wary because of the last time these two fine teams matched up? 7 1/2 and max $50 hat/clothing bet. I already have you marked down for a Colt McCoy bobblehead...
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    Looks like one of our own is famous-over 1.5 million views

    All this idiot needs is a leather Colts helmet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ifGHUfR5Ks&feature=related
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    High end hookers

    On Cnbc starting now.(10 pm est) Supposedly gonna show how that business is thriving while our economy is what it is.
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    Jackson

    I just saw an infomercial for a product called a 'snuggie.' It's like a blanket, with sleeves. One size fits all. You get 2 snuggies and two little 'book lights' :shrug: for $19.95. It's machine washable, they say. If you're interested.
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    Grant Park- Chicago

    Stay tuned for the festivities.
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    Too early to call

    In Georgia, Virginia and South Carolina we're told by the talking heads. Then they report that 0% is in. Uhhh, yeah thanks. WTF?
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    For all the Alaskans here

    Ted Stevens needs your vote. Stevens Asks for Alaskans? Vote in Special 2-Minute Ad ?My future is in God?s hands. Alaska?s future is in yours.? ANCHORAGE, AK ? Alaskans across the state tonight watched a heartfelt and direct message from Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) where he appealed to...
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    Poor Sarah

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38kNLSEras
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    This is what we'd have to look forward to

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c&NR=1
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