10 things in golf that sound dirty

[TBONEZ0295]

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

 

[boilermaker]

Keep your head down.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

1. "Where's my glove?"
2. Undulation
3. "He yanked that one."
4. "It rolled off, its in the short hairs."

Eddie

 

[buddy]

"What an awkward position this is! If I get this anywhere near the hole, I'm a magician!"

 

[Justinsmom829]

These 2 woman our shooting a round after this group of 4 men. The first woman tee's off and her ball flies straight at the one guy. You see him go down with his two hands between his legs. The two woman run over the first one saying, "I am so sorry please let me take a look at it. I am a nurse so I assure you this isn't going to be uncomfortable for me at all." And she starts to caress his genitals and she says to him, "See doesn't that feel good." He says, "Yeah that feels great but my finger still hurts like hell."

 

[TBONEZ0295]

 

[beantownjim]

HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU TELL YOUR PLAYING PARTNER WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WOMEN (THE MOST I CAN TAKE IS 8) REALLY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING I HAD A 10:nono:

I AM REFERRING TO THE HANDICAPP GOLFERS WHO CLAIM I CAN ONLY TAKE A CERTAIN NUMBER ON EACH HOLE NO WONDER WHY WE HAVE SO MANY CHEATERS IN THE GAME OF GOLF.

 

[michaeljbird]

Pick it up,..................it's good

 

[michaeljbird]

IS THAT IN THE LEATHER?:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[michaeljbird]

Hit it Alice!!!:jump: :jump: :jump:

 

[michaeljbird]

Oh, I came up a little short

 

[jcssusie]

3 words you hear on the golf course, but never want to hear in the bedroom ????????? bite you cocksuker

 

[boilermaker]

You're still out

 

[boilermaker]

GET IN THE HOLE

 

[Waldo]

A variation on one above, "get down, you cocksuker"

Beantown, you get what you get on a hole but for handicap purposes you can only post a certain number, depending on your cap.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

:clap:

 

[michaeljbird]

I'm looking for a SKIN'S GAME!!!

 

[michaeljbird]

"YOUR STILL OUT"

 

[michaeljbird]

Who's out?................................................."I'M INSIDE YOU" :spotting: :jump: :spotting:

 

[buddy]

"get up...GET UP !!!"