12 Things Never To Say To A Cop

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

 

[marine]

another one:
If you are ever caught speeding in georgia, and the cop pulls you over and says "Son, you were doing 105 mph, NO ONE goes through my fine state of Georgia that fast" never, and i do mean NEVER reply with
Sherman did.

 

[chickenman]

Hell Time, in Texas the cops pull you over and ask if you have an extra beer

 

[Bluemound Freak]

If you get pulled over for not stopping at a light and the officer says do you know why I pulled you over, ask him if he knows why you ran the red light? So your big butt would have to get out of the car and ask me if I knew why I pulled you over!:shrug:


and never tell him your name is TIME TO MAKE $$

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Tuscaloosa highway patrol!

 

[djv]

Did you for get to brush this morning.