13 Thoughts for the Day
13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
12. Life is sexually transmitted...
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die...
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich...
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks...
8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumbledown the stairs...
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing...
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism...
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
first...
1. You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think
we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland
Security
13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...
12. Life is sexually transmitted...
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die...
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich...
9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks...
8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for
anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumbledown the stairs...
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing...
6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism...
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I
have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the
first...
1. You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here
legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as
long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two
days late with a video and those people are all over you. I think
we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland
Security
