1. You can have more than one beer at a time.
2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns.
4. You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
5. A beer doesn't have to be HARD to be good.
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes, you can take as long as you want.
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
8. A beer satisfies you every time!
9. A beer is always there when YOU want it.
10. If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
12. Even when you pop your beer's top, you can still have a long, stiff one.
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful, and never ask, "Is there another beer?"
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
15. If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Miss Missy
2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck!
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns.
4. You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
5. A beer doesn't have to be HARD to be good.
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes, you can take as long as you want.
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
8. A beer satisfies you every time!
9. A beer is always there when YOU want it.
10. If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want!
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
12. Even when you pop your beer's top, you can still have a long, stiff one.
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful, and never ask, "Is there another beer?"
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
15. If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
Miss Missy
