> >
> > > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
> > > | B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__,
> > > | _____________ l ||__|__|___|)~~|
> > > (@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@)
> > >
> > >
> > > 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
> > >
> > > * 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > > * 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > > * 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > > * 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
> > > hear.
> > > * 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > > * 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
> > > care.
> > > * 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
> > > * 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > > * 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > > * 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
> > wasted.
> > > * 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > > * 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax
> > at the bar.
> > > * 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > > * 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
> lunc break.
> > > * 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > > * 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be
> seen as gross.
> > >
> > > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
> > > | B e e r T r u c k | ||'""|""\__,
> > > | _____________ l ||__|__|___|)~~|
> > > (@! )'! (@)"""""**|(@)(@)****|(@)
> > >
> > >
> > > 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
> > >
> > > * 1. It's an incentive to show up.
> > > * 2. It leads to more honest communications.
> > > * 3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
> > > * 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
> > > hear.
> > > * 5. It encourages car pooling.
> > > * 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
> > > care.
> > > * 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
> > > * 8. It makes fellow employees look better.
> > > * 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
> > > * 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
> > wasted.
> > > * 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
> > > * 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax
> > at the bar.
> > > * 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
> > > * 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
> lunc break.
> > > * 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
> > > * 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be
> seen as gross.
> > >
