WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY YOU ASK? Well,,,,,,,
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
Top 10 Online Lies:
10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".
9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."
8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more about yourself."
7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"
6. "Yes of course I'm female............"
5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"
4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out"
3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other"
2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")
1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.
1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON
WHY YOU ASK? Well,,,,,,,
1. MONICA IS A HOOKER
2. O. J. IS A SLICER
3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..
4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST
Top 10 Online Lies:
10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".
9. "You're different...........I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."
8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile...............but tell me more about yourself."
7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"
6. "Yes of course I'm female............"
5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"
4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan, and buffed from working out"
3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other"
2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true, except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")
1. "Tonight my love...........our souls have touched.
