1.If you think you're fat,you probably are.Quit asking us.
2.Learn to work the toilet seat.If it's up,put it down.
3.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4.Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint,the shotgun formation & monster trucks.
5.Sunday equals sports.It's like the full moon or the changing of the tide.Let it go!
6.Shopping is not a sport.
7.Crying is blackmail.Use it if you must,but don't expect us to like it.
8.No,he doesn't know what day it is.He never will.Just mark anniversaries on a calendar.
9.Yes,pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range.We're bound to miss sometimes.
10.Yes & no are perfectly acceptable answers.
11.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
12.Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
13.Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
14.Don't fake it.We'd rather be ineffective then deceived.
15.Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.All comments become null & void after 7 days.
16.whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during a commercial.
17.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.
18.If something we said can be interpreted two ways,& one of the ways makes you sad & angry,we meant the other one.
19.If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls,don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
20.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out--get over it.
2.Learn to work the toilet seat.If it's up,put it down.
3.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,expect an answer you don't want to hear.
4.Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint,the shotgun formation & monster trucks.
5.Sunday equals sports.It's like the full moon or the changing of the tide.Let it go!
6.Shopping is not a sport.
7.Crying is blackmail.Use it if you must,but don't expect us to like it.
8.No,he doesn't know what day it is.He never will.Just mark anniversaries on a calendar.
9.Yes,pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from pointblank range.We're bound to miss sometimes.
10.Yes & no are perfectly acceptable answers.
11.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
12.Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
13.Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
14.Don't fake it.We'd rather be ineffective then deceived.
15.Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.All comments become null & void after 7 days.
16.whenever possible,please say whatever you have to say during a commercial.
17.You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done--not both.
18.If something we said can be interpreted two ways,& one of the ways makes you sad & angry,we meant the other one.
19.If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls,don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
20.The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out--get over it.
