> >1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> >
> >2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> >
> >3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> >
> >4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> >
> >5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> >
> >6.You watch the Weather Channel.
> >
> >7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
> >
> >8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> >
> >9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> >
> >10.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
> >won't turn down the stereo.
> >
> >11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> >
> >12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> >
> >13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
> >
> >14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
> >
> >15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> >
> >16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
> >
> >17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> >one.
> >
> >18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> >rather than settle, your stomach.
> >
> >19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> >pregnancy tests.
> >
> >20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> >
> >21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> >
> >22."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
> >to drink that much again."
> >
> >23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> >
> >24.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> >
> >25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> >doesn't apply to you.
> >
> >2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> >
> >3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> >
> >4.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> >
> >5.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> >
> >6.You watch the Weather Channel.
> >
> >7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
> >
> >8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> >
> >9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> >
> >10.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
> >won't turn down the stereo.
> >
> >11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> >
> >12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> >
> >13.Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
> >
> >14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
> >
> >15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> >
> >16.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
> >
> >17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
> >one.
> >
> >18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
> >rather than settle, your stomach.
> >
> >19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
> >pregnancy tests.
> >
> >20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> >
> >21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> >
> >22."I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
> >to drink that much again."
> >
> >23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> >
> >24.You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
> >
> >25.You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
> >doesn't apply to you.
