2days thot

[Handi Capper]

In hotel rooms I worry. I can?t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

In hotel rooms I worry. I can?t be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

I guess that's better than laying face down

 

[Sportsaholic]

I like to dry off with towels then fold them back up so they look unused......:0008

 

[Handi Capper]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 

[Mr. Poon]

I like to dry off with towels then fold them back up so they look unused......:0008

When I fly I like to rip the bottom out of the puke bag and then fold it up so its not noticeable and put it back in the seat back.

 

[IX_Bender]

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its
eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having
a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

 

[Mr. Poon]

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its
eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having
a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

Well done Jack Handy.

 

[yyz]

When I fly I like to rip the bottom out of the puke bag and then fold it up so its not noticeable and put it back in the seat back.

I like to sit there waiting for the plane to take off, grab my puke bag, and then ask the nice lady next to me, "Can I have yours, too?........One usually isn't enough".



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