Pumpkin:
It is true. I didn't vote. But alas, it was due to my broken heart. You left without a word. Every day I would go online, click my little madjacks icon on my desktop, go to the general discussion area and search, yes, search, in vain, for a post from my little t bone.
But, what did I find............. nothing. Splitsville. And not a care for the broken heart you left behind in this midwestern city. Did you care...... no, I say.
Then you return years later, for what. To apologize? to beg forgiveness? to plead for you little eddie to come back? No you heartless, self-absorbed, vixon. You want more from this beaten down, half-man you left years ago. You want my vote.
You taker you. Well, I haven't been sitting around waiting for you. I have found another. He may not be as good looking as you but he's a transplanted Chicagoan who lives in Texas and likes to fish.
I wish you no ill will but I have given you everything I can give. No soup for you.
Phillies, Eagles, Flyers and Sixers suck. Go Reds.
Goodbye my love,
forever,
your Eddie
