A woman, calling a hospital says:
"Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse". The voice on the other end of the line said,
"What is the patient's name and room number?" the clerk asks
"Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." the woman answers.
"Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." The clerk replies,
"Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, darling!... That's wonderful news!" The woman on the phone yells,
"From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
"I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a thing, absolutely nothing!"
"Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse". The voice on the other end of the line said,
"What is the patient's name and room number?" the clerk asks
"Yes, darling! She's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." the woman answers.
"Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." The clerk replies,
"Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, darling!... That's wonderful news!" The woman on the phone yells,
"From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!"
"I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Cohen, my doctor, doesn't tell me a thing, absolutely nothing!"
