A tart goes into a sex shop and ask's the assistant,
"Do you any vibrators ?"
The assistant replies,
"Yes we have many different types. We have various colours, sizes and some with extras. If you wait a minute I'll put a selection together so you can view them."
The assistant goes away and comes back a few minutes later with a box of twenty different vibrators.
The tart replies several minutes later that there's not much there that takes her fancy and says " they all seem alittle on the small size."
She looks about the shop and notices a large red object hanging from the wall. The tart turns to the assistant and says,
" I'll take that red one hanging from the wall over there."
The assistant looks at her strangely and says,
"Are you sure you would like that one, you do know thats a fire extinguisher".
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I took this bird out the other night and drove her home after our meal. I parked outside her house and we kissed. I felt her hand move down to the front of my trousers and she started to rub. I un-did my flies and I put it in her hands. She said "I've got three words to say to you, YOU DIRTY GIT". She opened the car door and started walking up her driveway. I shouted at her, "I've got three words to say to you, FU-KING LET GO".
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I had this bird the other night in the car. She was really kinky and took off all her clothes and started calling out "hurt me, go on hurt me, go on hurt me hurt me, go on hurt me".
So I slammed her tits in the car door.
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Two gays go in a telephone box to ring each other.
Do you know the names of the two Irish gays?
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
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I hope you enjoy them !!!!
"Do you any vibrators ?"
The assistant replies,
"Yes we have many different types. We have various colours, sizes and some with extras. If you wait a minute I'll put a selection together so you can view them."
The assistant goes away and comes back a few minutes later with a box of twenty different vibrators.
The tart replies several minutes later that there's not much there that takes her fancy and says " they all seem alittle on the small size."
She looks about the shop and notices a large red object hanging from the wall. The tart turns to the assistant and says,
" I'll take that red one hanging from the wall over there."
The assistant looks at her strangely and says,
"Are you sure you would like that one, you do know thats a fire extinguisher".
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I took this bird out the other night and drove her home after our meal. I parked outside her house and we kissed. I felt her hand move down to the front of my trousers and she started to rub. I un-did my flies and I put it in her hands. She said "I've got three words to say to you, YOU DIRTY GIT". She opened the car door and started walking up her driveway. I shouted at her, "I've got three words to say to you, FU-KING LET GO".
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I had this bird the other night in the car. She was really kinky and took off all her clothes and started calling out "hurt me, go on hurt me, go on hurt me hurt me, go on hurt me".
So I slammed her tits in the car door.
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Two gays go in a telephone box to ring each other.
Do you know the names of the two Irish gays?
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
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I hope you enjoy them !!!!
