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A father comes into the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter
smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been
smoking?" screams the father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?"
shrieks the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."
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We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid
jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us
grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a
loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will
take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two.
Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on
are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to
stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol
tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so
often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will
not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up
jokes about you and we will laff.
Sined by the blonds at the ofise
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A Texan, trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the
heroes of the Alamo, said, "I'll bet you never had anyone so
brave around Boston."
"Ever hear of Paul Revere?" asked the Bostonian.
"Paul Revere?" said the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran
for help?"
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A father comes into the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter
smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been
smoking?" screams the father.
"Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl.
"You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?"
shrieks the father.
"I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."
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We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid
jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us
grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a
loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will
take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two.
Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on
are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to
stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol
tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so
often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will
not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up
jokes about you and we will laff.
Sined by the blonds at the ofise
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Texan, trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the
heroes of the Alamo, said, "I'll bet you never had anyone so
brave around Boston."
"Ever hear of Paul Revere?" asked the Bostonian.
"Paul Revere?" said the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran
for help?"
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