Friend of Kevin's, when he was a teenager, was going out with this girl. They'd just started having sex and were in the experimental phase. Her parents went away for the weekend, so goodie, they had the whole house to themselves for the weekend to shag wherever and whenever they wanted. Her parents, incidentally, had recently purchased a white couch, which was sitting proudly in the lounge. (A white sofa in the living room, yerz . . .)
Anyway, running short of carnal novelties to sample, they decided they'd give anal sex a whirl. Fair enough. Only trouble is, they stupidly decided to do this on the white couch. Disaster ensued and grubbins got everywhere, leaving an indelible shit stain on the couch. They attacked it with every cleaning product known to man, but it wouldn't budge, and the parents were coming home in just a few hours . . .
With a piece of lateral thinking I myself believe to be close to genius, they went out and bought . . .
. . . a puppy!
Anyway, running short of carnal novelties to sample, they decided they'd give anal sex a whirl. Fair enough. Only trouble is, they stupidly decided to do this on the white couch. Disaster ensued and grubbins got everywhere, leaving an indelible shit stain on the couch. They attacked it with every cleaning product known to man, but it wouldn't budge, and the parents were coming home in just a few hours . . .
With a piece of lateral thinking I myself believe to be close to genius, they went out and bought . . .
. . . a puppy!
