A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?'
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a man kept coming to mary lous cafe and ordering ham & eggs.
to play a prank, mary lou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
the next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
i just scratched what you like! well, he replied, wash your
fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
to play a prank, mary lou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
the next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
i just scratched what you like! well, he replied, wash your
fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
read it somewhere I guess it's not funny :sadwave: I thought it was :shrug:
this guy goes to a bullfight in Mexico. afterwards he goes to a
cantina across the street. he gets there just as they're opening,
and this guy rushes up and yells at the owner, hey! gimme the
daily special! the owner says, its yours! the man asks the
owner what the daily special is. the owner tells him, senor, the
daily special is rocky mountain oysters. so the next day the man
decides to skip the bullfight and go right to the cantina. he gets
there just as it opens and yells, gimme the daily special! its
yours, senor. the man eats the whole meal and it is delicious.
he calls the owner over and compliments him but asks why the oysters
were smaller than yesterdays. senor, he answered, sometimes
the bull wins!
A teacher in Detroit asks her kindergarten class;
What sound does a pig make?
A boy in the back yells;
"Up against the wall motherfuker."
What sound does a pig make?
A boy in the back yells;
"Up against the wall motherfuker."
