a joke for gmro,achmed,machmud and my other friends across the political fence...

gardenweasel

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"the bunker"
it`s provided in the spirit of comraderie and all good intentions...

a republican limps into a tavern and takes a seat at the bar....

he's about to order his drink when he notices a fellow patron at a back booth....he ask the bartender, "is that guy over there jesus?".
the bartender states that, yes, he is indeed jesus....

so the republican orders a shot of whiskey for himself and one for jesus...

an independent, with a broken arm, walks in and sits at a table...

she also notices the patron in the back booth, and has it confirmed by her server that he is jesus..... she orders one martini for herself and one for jesus....

a democrat wearing a neck-brace strolls in and sits at a table by the door.....

he orders a bottle of the most expensive liqueur they have. ...upon seeing jesus, he orders one for jesus too. ...in the spirit of the moment, he also buys a round for everyone else.....

when jesus gets up to leave, He stops by the independent and says, "i do not drink, but i thank you for your kindness".

he touches her broken arm and the bone is healed....

to the republican, jesus also thanks and touches his leg...
the republican's limp was cured at that moment....

but when jesus walked toward the front door, the democrat jumped up and yelled...
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"DON'T TOUCH ME DAMN IT! I'M ON DISABILITY!".......

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I know you think I'm a Democrat, but I might not be voting for Obama. I'm usually a 3rd party voter (you probably love that) but I voted for Kerry out of desperation in 2004.
 
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