a little aussie humor......l

[gardenweasel]

An Australian (Bruce) is walking down a dirt track in his native land one day when he sees his best friend (Bruce) walking up the road, puffing and panting whilst carrying a sheep under each arm. 'G'day there Bruce' says Aussie number 1, 'hows it going mate, and what you doing with those two sheep then, you shearing?'

Aussie number 2 replies 'shearing? NO WAY Bruce... I plan to f-ck 'em both mesself'............