I know this isn't the place but every once in a while we all need to laugh.
Well it all started out when I went to the Guinness Book of World records to try and get the record for the biggest hands. So, I go to the office to get measured and when I do I meet 2 other gentlemen that are also going for records. One is there for the biggest feet and the other is there for the smallest pecker. The guy going for the biggest feet goes in for a few minutes and comes back out and is very happy, he indeed has the biggest feet of all time. It was my turn next and just like I thought I had the biggest hands of all time. Both of the other guys congradulated me. Interested in how the small pecker guy would turn out, big foot and I stayed to see the results. Well, a few minutes later he came out and was just totally pissed. He said, "damnitt I didn't get the record and just who the hell is this Madjack guy"!
Well it all started out when I went to the Guinness Book of World records to try and get the record for the biggest hands. So, I go to the office to get measured and when I do I meet 2 other gentlemen that are also going for records. One is there for the biggest feet and the other is there for the smallest pecker. The guy going for the biggest feet goes in for a few minutes and comes back out and is very happy, he indeed has the biggest feet of all time. It was my turn next and just like I thought I had the biggest hands of all time. Both of the other guys congradulated me. Interested in how the small pecker guy would turn out, big foot and I stayed to see the results. Well, a few minutes later he came out and was just totally pissed. He said, "damnitt I didn't get the record and just who the hell is this Madjack guy"!
