Al Gore was arrested for indecent exposure

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Former Vice President Al Gore Arrested For Indecent Exposure

Posted on January 17, 2015 by Raoul Stockton in Law, Politics, Weird News

MIAMI, Florida - Former Vice President Al Gore Arrested For Indecent Exposure

Al Gore, the 66-year-old former Vice President of the United States, who served during the Clinton administration from 1993-2001, was arrested last night outside an upscale Miami, Florida nightclub for indecent exposure according to Miami-Dade Police Department spokesperson Eduardo Cruz.

In the statement released this morning by Cruz, he stated that Gore had been dancing inside the nightclub, and reportedly began taking off all of his clothes when the Will Smith song ?Gettin Jiggy With It? came on.

?Witnesses said that when the song came on, Mr. Gore just went wild and kept yelling, ?I?m so hot! I?m on fire!?, at which point security guards at the popular downtown nightclub, called Heat Wave, escorted Mr. Gore to the parking lot, and made him put his pants back on.? Cruz said.

According to Rico Valazquez, a cab driver who was parked outside the club, Mr. Gore was apparently not ready to go home. ?He took his pants back off, and threw them at my windshield. He was saying crazy stuff like ?I told ya?ll, I told ya it was gonna get hot! hot! hot! up in here! AG is in the house, bringin? the heat wave, ya heard me?? Next thing I knew, he was completely naked. It was just crazy,? Valazquez said. ?Needless to say, I was laughing my ass off.?

Miami-Dade police showed up on the scene and arrested Gore within minutes. ?While they were putting him in the back of the police car, he kept yelling, ?I?m so hot, the heat is killin me! I?m, so hot, I?m on fiya? just like that!? I thought it was pretty hilarious to see somebody like that having such a good time,? Valazquez said with a chuckle. ?Guess he was right about the global warming after all. It was certainly keeping him heated up.?
 

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In the year 1960, the out of wedlock birthrate for whites was 6%. And the out of wedlock birth rate for blacks was 20%.

55 year later, with birth control and abortion available everywhere, the out of wedlock birth rates are:

72% for black people
over 30% for white people

Obviously the relative availability of birth control is not the problem. The problem is that the government is now giving women financial incentives to bring children with useless, absent fathers into the world.



Well, yes, maybe, but....does your Mama even know who your father is? I mean, there were condoms even back in her day, right?
 

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72% for black people
over 30% for white people

Obviously the relative availability of birth control is not the problem. The problem is that the government is now giving women financial incentives to bring children with useless, absent fathers into the world.


You nailed it Duff. Big government. You know you like it. Get in line.
Middle class will pay for it.
 

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You nailed it Duff. Big government. You know you like it. Get in line.
Middle class will pay for it.

I've already got my hand in your pocket up to the elbow.

Too bad there's nothing there but a few tarnished pennies, a wad of lint, and a dry-rotted condom.

Can't you get another job and pay a little more tax?
 

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In the year 1960, the out of wedlock birthrate for whites was 6%. And the out of wedlock birth rate for blacks was 20%.

55 year later, with birth control and abortion available everywhere, the out of wedlock birth rates are:

72% for black people
over 30% for white people

Obviously the relative availability of birth control is not the problem. The problem is that the government is now giving women financial incentives to bring children with useless, absent fathers into the world.



Well, yes, maybe, but....does your Mama even know who your father is? I mean, there were condoms even back in her day, right?


There's no shame in not being married now days. 55 years ago, there was. That's not to say that women aren't abusing the system, but I think the stats might be skewed on that.
 

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I've already got my hand in your pocket up to the elbow.

Too bad there's nothing there but a few tarnished pennies, a wad of lint, and a dry-rotted condom.

Can't you get another job and pay a little more tax?

:mj07:

Figures. Damn freeloader.
 
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