Alabama and Auburn Joke Thread!

[Bluemound Freak]

I love making you guys mad as hornets! I love Alabama and Auburn until this week! War Eagle


Q. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?
A. One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!


Q. What's the best road sign in Auburn?
A. Tuscaloosa - 120 miles


An Auburn fan and an Alabama fan both go over to Tunica to do a little gambling. After a couple of hours the Auburn fan was broke. He looks over and sees the Alabama fan with a wheelbarrel full of quarters.

The Auburn fan walks over to him and says, "Wow, where did you win all that?"

To which the Alabama fan replies, "You see that machine on the wall over there? If you put a dollar in you get four quarters back every time!"

How many Alabama fans does it take to change a Light bulb?

100.......why you ask?

1 to change the bulb and 99 to stand around and talk about how good the old bulb was and how badly you want to fire that new light bulb!

:moon:

 

[Stuman]

There used to be a light bulb joke for all the SEC teams in an email, but I haven't seen it in a while. Anyone got it to post? Cracks me up every time! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[mgs4bama]

Dear Abby

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents live in the
Suburb of Seatown and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three
children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with a STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fianc?e utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fianc?e and look forward to bringing
her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with
her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who graduated from Auburn?

Signed,
Worried about my reputation

 

[Mongo]

Jim Bob and Bubba are academically ineligible for Bama this weekend, so they will have to take this one question test. Old McDonald had a ____ ? Jim Bob sits there for a minute then whispers over to Bubba. Hey Bubba, Bubba whats the answer? Bubba says "farm". Jim Bob's like yeah thats right. He sits there for a minute and whispers Bubba how do you spell it. Bubba says 'e-i-e-i-o!

 

[Blitz]

Mongo, you registered in Oct. 2001, you sure put a lot of thought into that first post! :lol:

 

[wareagle]

the only joke i have is: QB=Soph, WRs Frosh, frosh. RB---Frosh


we will see...


17-----------7!!!!!!!



WDE

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Thought that the Aub's would get a kick out of this. It's from a Company that sells collegiate logos on caskets. Had pretty much the entire SEC and Big XII. I wonder why they don't think that there would be a market for this stuff up north?