An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

[Lumi]

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style? "No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No," she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to
do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

But that was ok. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."


AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS,

IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

ARE DOING TO US!

Go ahead Duffy,

I know you have all your made up facts and figures..

Who will change the bed pans, mow the laws, blah blah blah...

 

[Cie]

I just posted this in general forum.......


I'll take this opportunity to express the disgust I feel towards illegal aliens. While i am the first in my family born in the US, and totally understand the want for a better life, I have no patience for them. Since they are here illegally, they are ALL criminals, by definition, and should be deported immediately upon capture. They should have no rights outside of basic shelter and nourishment during their brief detainment.

When an illegal alien ran into my car with his bike, he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance to repair his broken leg. Who covered the bill?? We , the taxpayers, did. Now I am dealing with an accident with injury on my driving record that is costing me over $100 monthly for 7 fawkin' years. Total bullshit.

 

[Skulnik]

Yes, and instead of ENFORCING our laws, both Democrat and Republicans are looking for ways to broaden their VOTER base.

PITY REALLY

 

[Duff Miver]

Go ahead Duffy,

Well....I could try, but I don't know any hookers that dumb.:shrug:

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

worst part is one side even trys to cover up the illegal aspect by renaming them "undocumented"-sheez

--doubt they get them on the ballots now- since congress more balanced after 2010 elections--but had they got their way previously we would have had basically a one party system--with majority having their hand out.

--of course what would one expect from those who on any given day will complain about no jobs-
-and the next day --we need illegals to do the jobs no one wants. :facepalm:

You just can't make this shit up

 

[Lumi]

I just posted this in general forum.......


I'll take this opportunity to express the disgust I feel towards illegal aliens. While i am the first in my family born in the US, and totally understand the want for a better life, I have no patience for them. Since they are here illegally, they are ALL criminals, by definition, and should be deported immediately upon capture. They should have no rights outside of basic shelter and nourishment during their brief detainment.

When an illegal alien ran into my car with his bike, he was taken to the hospital in an ambulance to repair his broken leg. Who covered the bill?? We , the taxpayers, did. Now I am dealing with an accident with injury on my driving record that is costing me over $100 monthly for 7 fawkin' years. Total bullshit.

Sorry to hear that Cie,

this is not an isolated incident.

I wonder why the sharks aren't circling Cie's comments?