And for my 500th post ... sorry the best I could do

[Justinsmom829]

I was thinking of a pic of Madjacks Softball Team but Bonez says I have to wait to show you that one.

Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along, delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.

 

[taoist]

...congratulations on your 500th!!!! :clap:


...however, the joke wasn't all that funny. What you meant to say was that you just haven't MET the perfect man...yet.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Right On Taoist

Right On Taoist

Thanks and you are absolutely right I just haven't meant him I keep meeting boys like Pee Pee and JRoot I just can't seem to find the men.

"WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE."

Miss Missy

 

[Helen]

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

congrats on the BIG 5 0 0 Sweet Mel...

You should catch up to me by the year 2050

 

[Justinsmom829]

Anthony,

It is so funny cause I just posted in your thread about catching up to you.

Missy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Honey:

the perfect man. I'm right here under your nose. And I love kids too. Got a little Eddie myself. Tell me you love me and I will shower you with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Eddie "cant make up my mind" Haskell

 

[freelancc]

eddy... you can't go wrong with any of the Madjack girls

 

[fatdaddycool]

Missy,
The Cowboys have all gone to Humperdinks for ladies night, after which they will pick up an eight ball and a few whores and retire to the local hotel room and wait for their buddy to get back from Mexico with 620 lbs of pot.

 

[NickiD]

Yeah Justinsmom - I aspire to equal your posts and you Anthony only in my wildest dreams....


Taoist .... I have to agree with JM... there are no perfect men...

 

[Lemons]

Congrats on 500

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

dare I ask "Lemons" is your nickname Slugger?