"And the nominees to head the Department Of Truth are..."

[buddy]

Smurphy
Chadman
Tenzing
Spyweb
Kosar
The Sponge
jabberwocky
Dogs That Bark
djv
gardenweasel
Intense Operator
rrc
Eddie Haskell
pt1gard
Shamrock

(if I forgot anyone, just add yourself to the list)



"The evelope please....

 

[djv]

Buddy your getting to hard on us slow old guys. At least thats me. I don't know who to vote for because im sure to leave someone out. But Reds and Kosar try very hard with truth. And I of course never ??? about anything. What is one to do but vote for them self. Just like are truth telling politicians.
But this is no lie. We think your great.

 

[Chadman]

I don't think I'm the right person for the job. I confess, I will lie if Wayne embarrasses me with better facts than I can come up with.

 

[smurphy]

Smurphy - Drinks on the job too much, but is honest and doesn't mind Jesus.
Chadman - Excellent choice, but perhaps too modest.
Tenzing - Please no more Texans running anything in this country.:nono:
Spyweb - Retired and dwells on negatives. Would be assassinated by Gardenweasel.
Kosar - Perfect centrist, but doubt his heart is in it anymore.
The Sponge - It would be fun to see this.
jabberwocky - Fits of rage are a concern.
Dogs That Bark - Upside is that he would not expand department's budget. But he would probably downsize himself out of a job.
djv - Doesn't want the job.
gardenweasel - Would immediately somehow cause World War 3.
Intense Operator - I could live with this choice.
rrc - Don't know who this is.
Eddie Haskell - Upside is entertaining press conferences. Downside is Bjfinste would obviously be his intern.
pt1gard - Oh God.:scared
Shamrock - Too much Boston favoritism.

 

[buddy]

Tenzing - Please no more Texans running anything in this country.

But you have to admit, he does love freedom.

Spyweb - Retired and dwells on negatives. Would be assassinated by Gardenweasel.

I think gardenweasel might lead a military junta, capture Spytheweb and hold him prisoner in Gitmo. But being a benevolent dictator, he would forgo torture and just let him stew.

jabberwocky - Fits of rage are a concern.

jabberwocky sees his fits of rage as attributes of the alpha male.

Kosar - Perfect centrist, but doubt his heart is in it anymore.

The Dept. Of Truth's equivalent of "turd blossom".

 

[kosar]

The Dept. Of Truth's equivalent of "turd blossom".

Seems a little chippy for a God fearing 'man.'

Anyways, you've proven that born again transformations based on the most ridiculous shit and racism are not exactly relics of the past.

 

[buddy]

Hey Kosar,

 

[kosar]

Hey Kosar,

Hey Buddy,

(what happened to that 'f*ck off' emoticon, anyways?)

 

[escarzamd]

I'm just catching up, but how in hell did this thread die? And "the mage" starts a mystifying thread on Neo-Nazis (I think) and it gets 20+ hits? The sky-pilot just opened up an arena for free-roll testing of new humorous angles and nobody picked up the ball? This one had potential.....I'm just sayin'.

:0corn

 

[Chadman]

Ok, Doc, you should also be considered for the position. However, you make too much sense, in most of your posts, to be objective in this forum.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Glad to see you back Doc--
:toast:

 

[escarzamd]

Aw shucks...

I really just like raising the level of debate. Its tough for me to resist the urge to punk the hypocrites now and again, but I just want to see all sides of the topic. I like "the Texans" here because I get to test out the new material. Most people I get to talk to here at home don't want to venture into the facts b/c they're too busy living their lives to read.

Anyhoo, its good to be back in the mix.........I have alot of catching up to do.

 

[Toledo Prophet]

I could handle the job.......but you guys get way too partisan for my tastes.......would like to see this be more of a political discourse forum rather than the finger pointing, its not my party's fault rheotric that it usually spills into.

After about a week, I would be forced to get drunk and stoned and watch tapes of SEC football games from last fall just to recover.

Wait a minute, if thats the result, then I will do it......for only a week, of course. :SIB