Subject: The Sumbitch
> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
> that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
>neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the
> neighborhood.
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>Leroy was having
> a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
>flirting with all the women.
> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft
>man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
> who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth
>when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in
>the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was
>jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts
>and choke holds, biting the gator; and flipping the gator through the air
>like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing
>everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
>Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime
>store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was
>just staring at him in disbelief.
> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
>dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man
>said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half
>a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered
> Leroy.
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>Again Leroy said no.
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you
>want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
>pool."
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nole
> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
> that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
>neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the
> neighborhood.
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>Leroy was having
> a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and
>flirting with all the women.
> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft
>man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
> who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth
>when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in
>the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was
>jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts
>and choke holds, biting the gator; and flipping the gator through the air
>like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing
>everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
>Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime
>store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was
>just staring at him in disbelief.
> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
>dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man
>said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half
>a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered
> Leroy.
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>Again Leroy said no.
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you
>want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
>pool."
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nole
