Allright heres another joke for you guys and gals.
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his
shoulder, walks up to the bartender and orders a
drink. Not knowing what to expect the bartender
gives the man his drink. All of a sudden the
monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs over to
peanuts. Picks up a handfull and throws it in his
mouth. Then runs over to the potato chips picks
a few and eats em. Then the monkey runs over
to the pretzels pick ups a handful and shoves the
pretzels in his mouth. Then the monkey runs over
to the pool table picks up the CUE BALL and then
throws it in his mouth and eats it and runs and
jumps back on the mans shoulder.
The bartender pissed off says what the heck your
monkey just ate my cue ball. The man apoligizes
pays for his drink and the cue ball and walks out.
Two weeks later the man walks back into the bar
with the monkey walks up to bar and orders a
drink the bartender in his head is thinking great
this circus again. The monkey again jumps off the
mans shoulder runs over to the cherry bowl picks
up a cherry shoves it up his ass pulls it out and
eats it and runs back onto the mans shoulder.
Disgused the bartender is like what the heck that
was so gross why did he do that.
The man replies after the cue ball incident he sizes everything now!! :142lmao:
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his
shoulder, walks up to the bartender and orders a
drink. Not knowing what to expect the bartender
gives the man his drink. All of a sudden the
monkey jumps off his shoulder and runs over to
peanuts. Picks up a handfull and throws it in his
mouth. Then runs over to the potato chips picks
a few and eats em. Then the monkey runs over
to the pretzels pick ups a handful and shoves the
pretzels in his mouth. Then the monkey runs over
to the pool table picks up the CUE BALL and then
throws it in his mouth and eats it and runs and
jumps back on the mans shoulder.
The bartender pissed off says what the heck your
monkey just ate my cue ball. The man apoligizes
pays for his drink and the cue ball and walks out.
Two weeks later the man walks back into the bar
with the monkey walks up to bar and orders a
drink the bartender in his head is thinking great
this circus again. The monkey again jumps off the
mans shoulder runs over to the cherry bowl picks
up a cherry shoves it up his ass pulls it out and
eats it and runs back onto the mans shoulder.
Disgused the bartender is like what the heck that
was so gross why did he do that.
The man replies after the cue ball incident he sizes everything now!! :142lmao:
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