I average about 8-10 out of area calls a day.
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A TELEMARKETER GETS THE SALAMI
The other day this lady named Courtney called Out of Area. She wanted me to get Investors Buis Daily a stock newspaper that I do read sometimes. Now I am pretty much minding my own business when the call comes in but I am not in the best of moods. I have no intention of buying anything anytime over the phone ...ever and that means never.
So she tells me she is the two free week girl and I could get the paper for two free weeks. All she needed was my american express corp card number.
She was persistant and prodding me. I felt powerless in her grasp. This would not be easy. Her voice was sweet so I listened.
She was glistening with sweat now doing her work.
The soft smell of her perfume was in the air.
Intoxicating words she whispered into my ear. I was drawn to her and I wanted more than anything to have this woman trying to sell me the paper. I felt her hips move as she talked to me. I moved forward just thinking about her.
She thrusted at me asking me if I would perform the two free weeks for her ? I responded back anything but how much would that cost me.
She tried to close again , asking me for the information she needed to hang my ass up on her bed post.
I resisted but I was now weakened.
She climbed on and had her chest in my face with her white blouse unbuttoned, as she asked me to get the Investors Daily. I resisted and asked how much did it cost.
She said she didnt know as she was only the two free week girl.
I asked her how many pairs of shoes that she had ? she balked and I said I bet you its over 50 pairs ? she laughed. I made the two free week girl laugh. Now she was in the web I had cast. I would have my way with her now at all costs. The one thing that I do know about her at this point is that Courtney has a pair of matching color shoes for every outfit in her closet.
She breaths heavily into the phone and then she puts the Supervisor on the phone just when I needed her most. So I talk to the Supervisor a few minutes, and oh and by the way Courtney is very professional in her job. So the Supervisor says.... OK do you want the two free weeks now ? I said yes, let me talk to Courtney. He transfers the call to Courtney and I say .....BEECH why did you sic that bastid on me ? Let me tell you she was surprised to talk to me again. She laughed and I knew the act was about to be consemated.
She asked me for the 30th time would I like to get the paper.
I asked her how much was it again ?
I hear a click on the other end of the line.
I have done the impossible, the telemarketer has hung up on me.
My work here is done.
KOD
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