I know that from time to time we see and hear things that are not funny to laugh at but I have been witness to one of the funniest none funny moments in quite sometime! This past weekend I was over at my girlfriends house and I was watching her children play outside in the yard! We had been playing football and basketball and just pretty much having fun with all the neighborhood children. Just as me and the boys were heading in the house for the afternoon and planning on dinner, this old dog came bee bopping up! This was not a stray dog it was a well behaved Boxer with a collar and I even looked to see if it had been vaccinated for rabies, Safety first! Well the boys headed off into the house and they said their goodnights to the neighbors kids, the neighbors kids that were still outside running around in the vacant lot between the houses. Well one of the boys that was playing in the yard started chasing this dog around and trying to play with it! At this point I told the boy to leave that dog alone because even if he was a gentle dog he may still bite if provoked, once again safety first! Well the boy did not heed my warning and my girlfriend even told him point blank to leave that dog alone and go home! Well did he listen? Of course not! Well he finally caught the dog and the two of them starting rolling around and playing like to little children! When the kid started to get up I guess the dog decided he was not quite done playing! The dog proceeded to start humping the boys legs like a man possesed! I yelled out to stop playing with that damn dog one last time as did my girlfriend who was now flying across the yard to knock the dog from the little boys legs! I would have ran to the still laughing boys aid but I too was rolling on the ground laughing at what was going on! My girlfriend was telling the boy to get away from that dog while chasing the two of them around the lot! What came from the boys mouth sent me into tears laughing so hard, he said " You said this dog would bite but I think he likes me!" I yelled back to my girlfriend who had finally gotten the dog ran off " yeah baby he just does not realize how much that dogs likes him does he?". At this time me and her were both laughing so hard that we were almost crying! The boy from across the yard had finally scampered off unharmed and oblivious as to just what I we were laughing at!
I know this is not that funny but damn, you should have been there! If there was any harm to come from this I would have been kicking the shit out of the animal but I feel like we handled the situation as correctly as we could at the time and got a stomach ache from laughing so hard!
I know this is not that funny but damn, you should have been there! If there was any harm to come from this I would have been kicking the shit out of the animal but I feel like we handled the situation as correctly as we could at the time and got a stomach ache from laughing so hard!
