Hey there Monk,
As your semi-retired unofficial adversary - villian, I must thank you for the opening you have left me. See, I been hangin in the shadows for awhile now just waiting for a weak moment by you and I can now pounce at your unsuspecting innocence.
I took your phone number and posted it on every female phone sex chat or message board I could find.
Before the week is over you are going to have hundreds, no wait, THOUSANDS of women calling you at all hours of the day begging for phone sex!!!
HA!
DOUBLE HA!
Man oh man, it's gonna suck to be you!
**Oh, the town is THAT way... Boy do I feel stupid!**
-Dumb & Dumber