A man is driving down a highway in his brand new ferrari, well past 100 MPH.
He barrels across a bridge just in time to see a cop with a radar gun at the end. Sure enough, a few seconds later the man is being trailed by the cop, with lights blazing.
The man pulls over and the cop walks up to his window.
"Where are you off to in such a hurry?"
"I have a surgery i need to get to, I'm a doctor."
"Doctor? What kind of doctor are you?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher"
" a RECTUM stretcher??"
"Yeah, I stretch rectums."
"How the hell do you do that?"
"Well first I lube up the hand, and slip a finger in there. Get that nice and comfy, and then I ease my way to two fingers, right? After that's good, I move on up to three, then four, and on up until I got my whole hand inside.
Then I work a finger from my other hand in there, two, then three and so on, until I got both my hands up this f'ing ass.
Now, I SLOWLY work the hands apart, inch by inch pulling the ass wider and wider until my hands are spread out straight across, six feet apart."
"What the Fuck are you gonna do with a six foot @sshole?"
"Give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge."
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