A man was walking along the beach, found a corked bottle, pull the cork and out popped a genie.
"You may have three wishes, but I must tell you I am a attorney's genie. Anything you ask for will be applied twice to all the world's attorneys."
The man acknowledged the genie's conditions and first asked for ten million dollars.
"Fine" said the genie and every attorney received twenty million dollars.
The man then asked for an ocean-view home and not only was his request granted , but two homes were also given to all other attorneys.
"OK", said the genie, "what's your last wish?"
"Well", said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
"You may have three wishes, but I must tell you I am a attorney's genie. Anything you ask for will be applied twice to all the world's attorneys."
The man acknowledged the genie's conditions and first asked for ten million dollars.
"Fine" said the genie and every attorney received twenty million dollars.
The man then asked for an ocean-view home and not only was his request granted , but two homes were also given to all other attorneys.
"OK", said the genie, "what's your last wish?"
"Well", said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
