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I got invited to a bachelor party July 13th :00hour haven't been to one in about 10 years...All I heard was strip club and I said I am in...

What is your best bachelor party story? :popcorn2
 

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I got invited to a bachelor party July 13th :00hour haven't been to one in about 10 years...All I heard was strip club and I said I am in...

What is your best bachelor party story? :popcorn2

so one of the other 5 guys popped the question and she said 'yes'? :shrug:

Sorry you lost out, but partying it up with the guy at his bachelor party is a nice gesture.
 

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Both of mine are the best and both included repairs to be made. Carrier quals, flying Rubber tree plants, VW MicroBus, WindowPane, Candy Super (that was her real name too), Dan the ingredient man, and the magic mop all added up to Pastor Nicholas blessing us from the doorway of the church upon arrival.

:00hour :00hour
 

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I got invited to a bachelor party July 13th :00hour haven't been to one in about 10 years...All I heard was strip club and I said I am in...

What is your best bachelor party story? :popcorn2

Why do you feel the need to post about every mundane detail of your life?
 

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so one of the other 5 guys popped the question and she said 'yes'? :shrug:

Sorry you lost out, but partying it up with the guy at his bachelor party is a nice gesture.

Could you imagine all five of them in a room. What am I thinking? There is no room that could handle all that swagger.
 

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Actually it's a friend I met through my ex gf...he thought to ask me, this one will be the best one I ever been to, trust me...stories will be great :toast:
 

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Same bachelor party...

We got some nasty ass strippers to come back to our house. The first thing one of them said was "I'm only going to warn you one time and this is it. Take off your belts now or you are going to pay". Of course, one of my 'tough-guy' friends said F that and kept his on.

Later in the night, she noticed his belt. She ripped it off, made him get on all fours with his bare ass exposed, poured water from a bottle down onto his ass and beat him with his belt. I mean, that ho swung for the fences. I can still hear the smack. He couldn't sit down for 1-2 days after, I shit you not.

Her counterpart laid one of my friends down on his back, put an Altoid in her pussy, squatted over his face and dropped it into his mouth. The good part of the story is my buddy's wife found out (oops, our bad) and almost divorced him over it.
 

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I went to a bachelor party on a golf course and played 36 holes of golf with unlimited beer.


Not very exciting, but it's the truth AND it was Waaaaaay more fun than allowing a stripper with HIV rub her beav on my nice khaki pants.
 

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I went to a bachelor party on a golf course and played 36 holes of golf with unlimited beer.


Not very exciting, but it's the truth AND it was Waaaaaay more fun than allowing a stripper with HIV rub her beav on my nice khaki pants.



Hedgie has a Washer & Dryer, he mentioned it in another Thread :0008
 

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I went to a bachelor party on a golf course and played 36 holes of golf with unlimited beer.


Not very exciting, but it's the truth AND it was Waaaaaay more fun than allowing a stripper with HIV rub her beav on my nice khaki pants.

I am talking funny shit happening at a bachelor party...

I guess there a lot of prudes here...I want the juicy stuff...:SIB

here is one, my buddy got so drunk we got him on stage and the girls tied him to the pole and they danced all over him, he passed out on stage...doesn't remember a thing:facepalm:
 
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