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Eddie Haskell

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For the sake of argument, lets say that the presidential election in November is a close one like it was in 1960. Further, lets say that some hard core right wing evangelicals stay home and refuse to vote for McCain because of Palin's daughters pre-marital sex.

And because of their refusal to vote, Obama wins the election. Obama screws up royally, gets us into a war with Iran, Korea, economy is further in the dumper, gas is $8.00 a gallon and the country is more divided than ever. Kinda funny to think that the entire world and the future of the world could be dramatically changed by some 17 year old high school kid in Juneau getting his rocks off in the back seat of a car by banging some chick.

If you think of some aliens watching the course of human events from another galaxy, they gotta be laughing their asses off.

Eddie
 

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For the sake of argument, lets say that the presidential election in November is a close one like it was in 1960. Further, lets say that some hard core right wing evangelicals stay home and refuse to vote for McCain because of Palin's daughters pre-marital sex.

And because of their refusal to vote, Obama wins the election. Obama screws up royally, gets us into a war with Iran, Korea, economy is further in the dumper, gas is $8.00 a gallon and the country is more divided than ever. Kinda funny to think that the entire world and the future of the world could be dramatically changed by some 17 year old high school kid in Juneau getting his rocks off in the back seat of a car by banging some chick.

If you think of some aliens watching the course of human events from another galaxy, they gotta be laughing their asses off.

Eddie

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yeh its fawking hilarious.

McCain vetting process :142smilie

One of the most important decisions he has to make in his campaign , and he manages to totally fawk it up.

Goes to judgement, readyness to be Commander and Chief, and just common sense.
 

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For the sake of argument, lets say that the presidential election in November is a close one like it was in 1960. Further, lets say that some hard core right wing evangelicals stay home and refuse to vote for McCain because of Palin's daughters pre-marital sex.

And because of their refusal to vote, Obama wins the election. Obama screws up royally, gets us into a war with Iran, Korea, economy is further in the dumper, gas is $8.00 a gallon and the country is more divided than ever. Kinda funny to think that the entire world and the future of the world could be dramatically changed by some 17 year old high school kid in Juneau getting his rocks off in the back seat of a car by banging some chick.

If you think of some aliens watching the course of human events from another galaxy, they gotta be laughing their asses off.

Eddie

They're laughing their asses off now. America had a chance to correct their mistake in 2004 and choose not to.
 

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yeh its fawking hilarious.

McCain vetting process :142smilie

One of the most important decisions he has to make in his campaign , and he manages to totally fawk it up.

Goes to judgement, readyness to be Commander and Chief, and just common sense.

He's probably just really, really tired
 

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For the sake of argument, lets say that the presidential election in November is a close one like it was in 1960. Further, lets say that some hard core right wing evangelicals stay home and refuse to vote for McCain because of Palin's daughters pre-marital sex.

And because of their refusal to vote, Obama wins the election. Obama screws up royally, gets us into a war with Iran, Korea, economy is further in the dumper, gas is $8.00 a gallon and the country is more divided than ever. Kinda funny to think that the entire world and the future of the world could be dramatically changed by some 17 year old high school kid in Juneau getting his rocks off in the back seat of a car by banging some chick.

If you think of some aliens watching the course of human events from another galaxy, they gotta be laughing their asses off.

Eddie

your premise is off,counselor...evangelicals were staying home BEFORE mclame chose palin...

now that he`s chosen her...and that she chose not to abort a down syndrome child...and the fact that her daughter is keeping the child and getting married....

well,they`re ecstatic about palin(right or wrong).....
the lefty smears are awakening the evangelicals...

three articles on the front page of the nyt`s about palin`s children?.....the same outfit that refused to check out the edwards infidelity story during his run for the presidency...which turned out to be spot on,btw...

but they`re right on articles about her husband`s 22 year old dui?....the fact that bock sat around stoned and snorting cocaine?....nowhere to be found in the media...

not smart...i`m just sitting back watching all this in this forum....and i think it`s just great...it`s all over the media...the net....

for every woman that has been passed over, done all the housework after working all day, run the kids here there and everywhere... this shit could turn out to be a disaster for bock....

the woman came from nowhere...had no help...no affirmative action..nothing...a true american success story...

she took on the corrupt republicans in alaska and beat `em down....she has an 80% approval rating in her home state...

so keep bashing her and her family...it`s perceived as woman bashing....family bashing...dissing the hard working,blue collar guy...

i hope you don`t...but,my advice...ixnay on the earsmays...

it could backfire big time...
 
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Gary:

This thread was meant as a comedic respite. The concept of a 17 year old kid trying to get laid deciding the fate of the world struck me as humorous.

Yet, somehow, someway, in your twisted delusional thought process, you took this as a smear campaign against your sides answer to Hillary Clinton.

Me thinks you are beyond theraputic and pharmacalogical assistance. Now excuse me while I have to go watch your leader appear at the Reichstag via satellite since a live appearance by a sitting president is unheard of in this day and age.

I have a half hour to kill before the nut bag gives another one of his jaw dropping speeches to the minions. By the way, is the vice-man speaking at this gathering of white people too? How bout his cuddly wifey?

Boy, has this party abandoned their big hero. What is the stated reason that the big dummy and the vice-criminal can't make it? Too busy? Too concerned over the cat 2 in Louisiana? Possibly uninvited?

I know its a hard job being president. But don't ya think he could come out and speak to his base supporters and his buddy who voted his way 90% of the time? Not a very loyal bunch these republicans.

You boys are in a world of hurt.

Eddie
 
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Good point, wease

These smear tactics never work. America's just too smart.

o.k...mock on....but,don`t say weasel didn`t warn you...i`m trying to help...

it`ll be your fault that bock will be on the phone with ayers in november looking for a job teaching moonbats...

btw...the real obama bounce just happened this evening when fred thompson dribbled him around the court prior to shooting a 3 pointer with him.....

start strategizin`........
 

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o.k...mock on....

start strategizin`........

Playing right into the hands of the dems

Can someone say celebrity teenage pregnancy - Is that Bristol Palin or Jamie Lynn Spears?

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