Barbershop humor

[THE KOD]

I was sitting in the local barbershop one time and this
boy about six years old comes in with his Dad and sits down.

The owner is always kidding around with the kids so he says
to the young man.

Where's your girlfriend today ?

The small boy says.....I don't have a girlfriend.

The barber says...... Well who was that big fat ugly girl you
had in here with you last time you came in then ?

The boy says....that wasn't my girlfriend that was my mama !

You could hear a pindrop as we all looked at the boys Dad.

KOD

 

[SixFive]

i came home from the barbershop last week. I'm short quite a few hairs, lol, so I get a Triple Ought cut instead of trying the combover. Anyway, my little girl said, "Daddy, where were you?" I told her that I went and had my hair cut. She looked at me and said, "But daddy, you don't have any hair!"

 

[THE KOD]