Battleground States Only Voter Survey

[Eddie Haskell]

If you live in one of the battleground states of Ohio, Pennsylvannia, Arkansas, Florida, Iowa, Wisconsin, Colorado, New Mexico, New Hampshire, Minnesota and you are over 18 (sorry Blitz) and further intend to vote, and further, further do not mind stating who you intend to vote for, please list the candidate whom you intend to vote for for president of these here United States of America this tuesday.

I'll go first. Residing and registered in the Great State of Ohio, home of 8 past presidents, the Wright Brothers, George Steinbrenner, Bob Huggins and the University of Cincinnati Bearcat basketball team, and Peter Edward Rose, I, Edward Millhouse Haskell, shall cast my ballot for the next president of the United States of America, John Fitzgerald Kerry.

Eddie

 

[Clem D]

fitzgerald = forbes eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Clem:



Eddie

 

[DoMyDermBest]

See- that PT109 subliminal B.S. JFKerry THe F stands for Fraud. He is a man without a soul, a candidate too embarrassed to acknowledge his liberal mindset.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Uhh. Excuse me Mr. DMDB. I believe you are registered in the not so great state of Texas, home of George Bush, Jessica Simpson and numerous ex wifes and are therfore disqualified from participating in this survey.

However, isn't it George "Wrong" Bush?

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Actually, I have to leave now and drive to Zoar and Akron to pick up Master Capper and Spang in order that I may drive them to a computer so that they can vote in this survey. I've promised them the winner in the Bengals/Titans game this afternoon if they make the correct vote in this survey.

Eddie

 

[DoMyDermBest]

Actually, I considered posing as an illegal alien, with multiple past felony convictions, so your dems could sign me up!

 

[danmurphy jr]

also the home of the man/men who killed jfk
new page

 

[Master Capper]

Thanks for picking me up Eddie and getting the vote out, I am voting for John F. Kerry as a protest vote to the bungled administration of George Wimpy Bush!

 

[Chanman]

Yeah wall think I'll pick up 6'5" in mah Chevy Apache, w/three on the tree, and do a little huntin' Mississippi style *think Easy Rider*

 

[Nosigar]

Jimmy F. Karter :sadwave:

 

[Penguinfan]

In as much as you would like to revel in the fact that a registered republican, myself, is voting for a Democrat it is not a vote for John Kerry, it is a vote against George (I'm killing your children and smiling about it) Bush.

 

[SixFive]

lol, Chan! PS, if anybody is down this way, I will take you hunting, no matter your political affiliation. I'd love to put John Kerry in a deer stand. That would be a hoot watching him try to get in it.

 

[Clem D]

I may take you up on that

 

[Blitz]

I will cast my vote in the great swing state of New Hampshire, the only state in the Northeast to go for Bush in 2000, for George W. Bush. Yes Ed I am over 18, my kids can vouch for that...

 

[bjfinste]

Edward, as a brand-new resident of a swing state, my vote would go for Kerry. However, I don't think I will be eligible to vote in this state. I am going to look into it tomorrow.

 

[Chanman]

Hard to believe Eddie resides here...

Hard to believe Eddie resides here...

http://www.enquirer.com/midday/10/11012004_News_mday_bush01.html :scared

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

interesting from AP

Dems in GOP States Stay Distant From Party

Rep. Brad Carson, running against former Republican Rep. Tom Coburn in Oklahoma, said state voters "look at George Bush (news - web sites) in this presidential race and they say, 'Oh, that's me. He's clearing brush in Crawford. John Kerry is windsurfing off Nantucket.'"


_Erskine Bowles, the North Carolina Democrat running against GOP Rep. Richard Burr (news, bio, voting record), commented, "I don't think I need to be in lockstep with anybody other than the people of North Carolina."


_Former Alaska Gov. Tony Knowles, the Democrat trying to defeat endangered Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski (news, bio, voting record), supports Bush's top energy priority, opening the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling.


_The Senate's top Democrat, Minority Leader Tom Daschle in South Dakota, has run an ad showing him embracing the president when Bush spoke to Congress shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks. The message was that Daschle can work with Bush when necessary. Republican opponent John Thune says Daschle is a major source of the gridlock that has blocked much of Bush's agenda in Congress.


_South Carolina's superintendent of education, Democratic candidate Inez Tenenbaum, has said she supports a ban on gay marriage and agreed with the invasion of Iraq (news - web sites).


Republicans have countered with ads showing their Democratic opponents pictured with liberals like Sens. Ted Kennedy, Hillary Rodham Clinton (news - web sites) and Daschle.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=5&u=/ap/20041101/ap_on_el_se/senate

 

[bjfinste]

Ed- Turns out I was able to vote, but only for President. None of the senate, house, etc. It was something called a "presidential-only ballot". So there's one mark in the + column for Kerry in Wisconsin.

 

[treynolds]

Mark one in wisconsin for W.
Kerry is a fraud