BEANTOWN -3 DEGREES ANYBODY COLDER

[beantownjim]

BOYS WE ARE EXPECTING EXTREME COLD TOMORROW -3 DEGREES WITH A WIND CHILL OF 26 BELOW ZERO :scared I AM STRESSED OUT WAITING FOR THE FIRST TENANT TO CALL ME WITH FROZEN PIPES WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO GET A TORCH AND BURN DOWN THE HOUSE THAT WILL SOLVE THE FROZEN PIPES

ITS GOING TO LAST TWO DAYS HEAT WAVE COMING MONDAY NEAR 40 DEGREES WISH ME WELL BOYS I MGHT BE FIGHTING WITH TENANTS THIS WEEKEND :00x10

CHECK IN WITH YOUR TEMPETURE AND WHAT CITY WE MIGHT BE THE COLDEST IN THE NATION

 

[vinnie]

Beaner were you a victim of the ?Snowcockalypse?
One man whose car was vandalized described the images as
?big ole dick on my car, yo!?

The BPD put out an all call for a criminal they are calling ?The Penis Bandit,?

Known in the Spanish-speaking areas of town as El Peno Bandidto :142smilie

 

[vinnie]

 

[vinnie]

BEANER DID YOU EVER PAY BACK THE IRS :shrug:

 

[beantownjim]

OF COURSE I DID THE IRS WAS ACTUALLY VERY UNDERSTANDING AFTER ALL IT WAS THERE FAULT :0008

THIS IS GOING TO BE A DANGEROUS WEEKEND WITH THE COLD OH MAN PLEASE NO FROZEN PIPES

 

[Morris]

THIS IS GOING TO BE A DANGEROUS WEEKEND WITH THE COLD OH MAN PLEASE NO FROZEN PIPES

Don't be a pussy. It's going to be -10 here and you don't see me whining.

 

[RAYMOND]

Beaner were you a victim of the ?Snowcockalypse?
One man whose car was vandalized described the images as
?big ole dick on my car, yo!?

The BPD put out an all call for a criminal they are calling ?The Penis Bandit,?

Known in the Spanish-speaking areas of town as El Peno Bandidto :142smilie

:142smilie:142smilie:142smilie:142smilie:142smilie

 

[Redhog]

Don't be a pussy. It's going to be -10 here and you don't see me whining.

:mj07:

 

[beantownjim]

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE COLD BUT THESE GOD DAM TENANTS I HAVE WILL BE CALLING ME SAYING MY PIPES ARE FROZEN CAN YOU COME OUT AND FIX THIS :scared

30 BELOW ZERO AND I AM IN THE BASEMENT WITH A BLOW TORCH TRYING TO HEAT THE FROZEN PIPES THIS CANT END WELL :wtf:

 

[bleedingpurple]

-17

-30 - 40 windchill here in Duluth MN

Going to be balmy 18 on Sunday then I'll be in shorts next week when it's in the 30s