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- Thread starter RAYMOND
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Nope Ray you're not getting old!!. We have the twin grandkids for the weekend too! They are 3 1/2 months old and I can't wait. They are so much fun. Taught the little one to stick out her tounge when she sees me. :nono: Grandma doesn't like that. :mj07: Have fun!!!!:00hour
Ray was celebrating 82
years on this Earth.
He spoke to his toes.
"Hello, toes!" he said. "How are
you, toes? You
know, you are 82 today. Oh, the
times we've had! Remember we walked
in the park every Sunday
afternoon during summer. The times we
waltzed
on the dance floor? Happy
Birthday, toes!"
"Hello, knees," he continued.
"How are you, knees?
You know you're 82 today. Oh, the
times we've had! Remember when we
marched in the parade? Oh, the
hurdles we've jumped together. Happy
Birthday knees!"
Then, he looked down at his
crotch.
"Hello Willie! You little bugger,
if you were alive today, you'd be
82."
