(beverly Hills Bookie) Jack

[beantownjim]

JACK I KNOW NOW THAT I AM MANAGEMENT HERE AT MADJACKS I HOPE I AM NOT OUT OF PLACE BY MAKING A SUGGESTION.JACK I HAVE ONLY BEEN ON YOUR PAYROLL NOW FOR A WEEKEND BUT I COULDNT HELP NOTICING TODAY THAT A SPORTSBOOK I USED AT ANOTHER FORUM WAS BROUSING AROUND MADJACKS.(BHB CUSTOMER SERVICE) JACK I THINK IF YOU CAN SIGN THESE GUYS UP THEY WILL BE AN ASSET TO YOUR FORUM.A COUPLE OF THE PEOPLE WORKING AT BEVERLY HILLS BOOKIE ARE FROM THE BOSTON AREA SO IF ANYBODY HAS A PROBLEM I CAN GET JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TO SHAKE THEM DOWN DONT WORRY BOYS WE WILL GET PAID:nutkick JACK ITS REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS BUT I THINK THESE GUYS ARE SOLID MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE A PHONE CALL AND SIGN THEM UP.WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AT (CASCADE) I DONT WANT TO HAPPEN TO ANYBODY ELSE SO LETS GET GOOD RELIABLE SPORTSBOOKS IN HERE.I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH ANY SPORTSBOOKS I AM A PLAYER ALL I ASK IS FOR SPORTSBOOKS TO PLAY BY THERE OWN RULES RIGHT LENNY AND CASCADE AND FOR ME TO GET PAID WHEN I WIN I GRIN WHEN I WIN.JACK I THINK MOST OF THE GUYS I TALKED TO AT BEVERLY HILLS WERE YOUNG GUYS AND SEEM PRETTY COOL SO MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE THE CONNECTION.(JACK IF WE CAN SHAKE THEM DOWN FOR A LITTLE EXTRA ADVERTISING DOLLARS MAYBE YOU CAN SLIP A LITTLE IN BEANTOWNJIMS ENVELOPE HUH PAL.THANKS JACK (THESE COMMENTS WERE MADE BY BEANTOWNJIM ACE REPORTER FOR MADJACKS FORUM)

JACK I JUST SIGNED UP WITH (GRAND CENTRAL) I RESPECT ALL THE SPORTSBOOKS IN YOUR FORUM BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL STAND BEHIND THE PLAYERS IN ANY DISPUTE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OLD PAL

 

[BHBCS]

Beantownjim,

Thanks for the good words pal. We are actually going to advertise here. We are just waiting for the banner links to go up. Should be by tonight or tomorrow. How's Legal Seafoods treating you these days? I would love a nice red lobster and a plate of muscles right now. Have a great day.

Pete
BHB

 

[beantownjim]

PETE-
LAST NIGHT MY LOVELY WIFE AND I DINED AT THE FAMOUS AND ORIGINAL LEGAL SEAFOODS IN CHESNUT HILL.BOYS ROGER BERKOWITZ THE OWNER COULDNT HAVE BEEN NICER TO ME AND MY WIFE.PETE PICTURE THIS WHILE YOUR EATING BANANA AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHS OVER THERE IN COSTA RICA.I BEGAN THE NIGHT WITH A LARGE BOWL OF LEGALS FAMOUS CHOWDER WITH EXTRA CRACKERS THEN I HAD 2 CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME YUMMY.THEN I ORDERED A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER WITH EXTRA CORN ON THE COBB FOLOWED BY 2 MORE CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME.PETE I WANT TO TELL YOU ROGER AND THE BOYS ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET LAST NIGHT.THE ONLY THING I ENJOY MORE THAN LOBSTER IN THE SUMMER IS A CHECK FROM A SPORTSBOOK TO PAY FOR IT:toast: SO PETE TELL YOUR BOYS BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE COMING BACK SOON YOU WON ROUND 1 BUT BEANTOWNJIM WILL GO FOR THE KNOCKOUT.WELCOME ABOARD NOW GET US 10 CENT BASEBALL LINES I HAVE TO GO MY WIFE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK SEE YOU LATER BOYS AND WELCOME ABOARD BEVERLY HILLS

COSTA RICA HAS THE BROADS BUT BOSTON HAS LEGAL SEAFOODS ILL TAKE THE LOBSTER BOYS I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[BHBCS]

Beantownjim,

We will be waiting for round 2. And we are working to try to get you guys some 10 cent lines. Tell Berkowitz to get a table ready for me, because I'll be up in the Boston area soon. I'll take the 2 1/2 pund lobster and a plate of muscles and a Sam Adams.

Good luck,

Pete
BHBCS

 

[Father Ryan]

James,

I was at Legals last night myself. (One of my alter boys is a busboy there, and I like to catch him drinking beers.......I guilt him into "repenting for his sins" after church on Sunday in the rectory!) I am sad to report that he was a good boy last night.

As for Roger, I don't know how he rolled out the red carpet for you since he is vacationing right now. I asked for him myself, and found out he was in the Bahamas this week, and going to France the week after.

I did see your Pinto in the lot, though. I saw another parking ticket under the wipper, too! Jim, you can't park in the handicapped stalls because you handicap games! I tried telling you that, and I know Pepsi Mike has chatted with you, too.

I see you had another bad day today. I am sorry to hear that. I saw your mother at the market yesterday, and she was once again in tears as your actions have her and your father facing eviction. I have begged your father to get a post office box, but he says it is too far to walk to get the mail. Really.......how many times are you going to steal and forge his Social Security check?

For your own sake, and the sake of mum and pop, please seek some help! There are so many good cappers here at Mad Jack's, that you don't need to rely on flipping your AA coin! The Acolyte stopped by today, and slipped a nice one in the collection plate. I know I said I would never offer you plays anymore, but mum and pop deserve it.

So, bet it all on his play, and you PROMISE to give your old man back his check with 15% interest.

NYY'Chi over 8'

Jim, may God watch over you, and may you come to the light soon.


Go in His Grace

FR

 

[THE KOD]

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KOD

 

[beantownjim]

HEY PETE NO OFFENSE BUDDY BUT I HAVE A REPUTATION AT LEGALS AND I AM NOT SURE ROGER WOULD LIKE ME TO BE HOOKING GUYS UP A BUNCH OF BANANA PICKERS FROM COSTA RICA YOUR NOT A NUBIAN ARE YOU PETE.JESUS PETE LETS KEEP OUR RELATIONSHIP AT A PLATONIC STATE HUH PAL I DONT SLEEP WITH ANY SPORTSBOOKS ITS WAR WITH ME.SURE I GAVE YOUR BOOK A PLUG BECAUSE I LIKED YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE :moon: AND YOUR BONUS PROGRAM BUT THATS IT PETE.MAN COULD YOU GUYS IMAGINE ME WALKING INTO LEGAL SEAFOODS WITH A GUY WEARING WHITE PANTS AND A HAWAIN SHIRT AND FLIP FLOPS AND THEN TELLING ROGER BERKOWITZ NICE TO MEET YOU IAM WITH BEANTOWNJIM MY NAME IS (PETER) JESUS CHRIST ROGER THINKS I AM A TOUGH GUY I DONT WANT HIM TO THINK I STARTED WATCHING MENS FIGURE SKATING (SO PETER ENJOY LEGALS I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA TO START DROPPING MY NAME UNTIL I FIND OUT YOUR NOT QUEER.I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND PETE AND AS SOON AS MY WIFE GIVES ME BACK MY ALLOWANCE I WILL BE POSTING UP WITH YOU AGAIN:argue: AND THIS TIME I AM COMING AT YOU WITH MY BEST STUFF GOT IT PAL.GOOD LUCK I HOPE THE BOYS GIVE YOU A CHANCE THESE DEADBEATS AT MADJACKS ARE MICKEY MOUSE PLAYERS I HAVE INVITED ALL OF THEM TO MOVE TO SOUTH BOSTON AND BET WITH MY GUYS AND ILL GET 20% OF THERE LOSSES AND MAKE A FORTUNE

JACK GIVE ME A CALL ON MY CELL PHONE LATER TONIGHT I WANT TO DISCUSS MY CUT HUH PAL:shrug:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Father Ryan take your crooked azz outta here BEANIES got big connections now he's gonna hook us all up!
HEY FATHER
:thefinger :nutkick thats for all the little boys you raped, repenting for sins you sick pup

BEANER make sure you put a good word in for BIG BALLS thanks pal!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

L*M*A*O

 

[BHBCS]

Hey Jim, no offense taken. Good luck on your plays tonight.

Pete
BHB

 

[beantownjim]

PETE ITS TO LATE FOR THE GOOD LUCK I WENT CLEAN THIS AFTERNOON MAN I USED TO PRIDE MYSELF AS THE BEST BASEBALL HANDICAPPER IN THE CITY OF BOSTON.MAN I AM HAVING MY WORSE YEAR EVER ALL MY PLAYS ARE CLOSE AND I LOSE AT THE END.ITS LIKE THE BOOKIE GODS ARE SAYING BEANTOWN WE WANT TO LET YOU SUFFER WE DONT WANT YOU TO LOSE EARLY IN A GAME WE WANT TO TORTURE YOU FOR 8 INNINGS THEN WE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART:thefinger BOYS I HAD TEXAS TODAY THEY WERE WINNING ALL THE WAY THEN MONTREAL TIED IT IN THE 8TH THEN WITH 2 OUTS SOME BUM BATTING LIKE 185 GETS THE 2 OUT HIT CUT THE SH-T:moon: SO THEN I BET MY BALANCE ON THE UNDER 7 1/2 IN THE DIEGO GAME ITS LOW SCORING ALL THE WAY THEN THE TWINKIES BRING IN THE MOST OVERRATED BUM IN THE LEAGUE LETROY HAWKINS EVERYTIME I SEE THIS STIFFS NAME I SEE DOLLARS TAKEN OUT OF MY POCKET THE SCORE IS 4 TO 3 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH I AM HANGING IN THERE WITH A PRAYER TO FATHER RYAN AND BANG HE GIVES UP 7 RUNS AND I THINK THAT SAN DIEGO IS STILL BATTING AS WE SPEAK.BOYS I AM GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES RIGHT NOW AND MY LOVELY WIFE IS STARTING TO ASK QUESTIONS LIKE JIM DID YOU SEE MY PIGGY BANK I CANT SEEM TO FIND IT.:shrug: BOYS I HAVE ALREADY SPENT MY ALLOWANCE FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF JUNE AND ITS ONLY THE 8TH.EVEN MY LOCAL BOYS ARE SAYING HEY BEANTOWN ARE YOU ALLRIGHT MAN YOUR ICE COLD EVEN MY OLD FRIENDS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HAVE STOPPED CALLING I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN I WOULD COME HOME AT 6PM AND THERE WOULD BE 5 GUYS IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE ASKING ME WHATS IT TONIGHT BEANTOWN MAN THOSE DAYS ARE GONE FOR NOW I KNOW I AM ENJOYING MY RETIREMENT AT THE YOUNG AGE OF 43 BUT IF THIS CONTINUES I MIGHT HAVE TO CONSIDER A REAL JOB AGAIN:scared :scared THE NEWS ISNT ALL BAD I AM PLAYING GOLF AT THE BROOKLINE COUNTRY CLUB ON TUESDAY YES BOYS THE SAME PLACE WHERE THE 1999 RYDER CUP TOOK PLACE

EVER SINCE CASCADE SPORTSBOOK ROBBED ME I HAVE BEEN GOING DOWNHILL MAYBE IT WAS A PLAN BY THE OFFSHORE INDUSTRY TO SET ME UP:thefinger

 

[BHBCS]

Jim,

Where has Brownie been to help you out on your picks?

Pete
BHB

 

[Father Ryan]

James,

I gave you the easy winner to bail you out. The Acolyte is on a roll. He has paved the parking lot, and bought new hymnals for the church, with his last few plays. This one is only two short runs away, and the Cubbies will get them soon!

T-Ball,

"Beanie", as you call him, has been 'connected' for years. I "hooked him up" back in the late 70's when he was my number one alter boy. I could hook you up, but I am way too old now, and being a softball player, I am sure some of the lesbians on your team can take care of that.

James..................It's still not too late for you to cash this evening.

Grab the Nets in the second half at -1 and run to the bank!

I grin when you win, and my balls are on your chin!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

T-Ball,

"Beanie", as you call him, has been 'connected' for years. I "hooked him up" back in the late 70's when he was my number one alter boy. I could hook you up, but I am way too old now, and being a softball player, I am sure some of the lesbians on your team can take care of that.


I grin when you win, and my balls are on your chin!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

L*M*A*O

you guys are just to much , between the piggy bank robbery and the lesbian statement I just can't stop laughing

 

[THE KOD]