Ann Arbor,MI - Michigan officials are expecting a capacity crowd of 107,501 this weekend at Michigan Stadium in what is being dubbed "The Largest Group Whining Session Ever" in protest of the BCS's decision to give Florida a shot in the BCS title game over their beloved Wolverines. Participants are expected to bring over 200,000 lbs. of tissue paper, lots of kneepads, along with signs begging the BCS to overturn its decision. Desperate Wolverine fans are begging the BCS to look past silly stats like quality wins, strength of schedule, and the fact that they have already lost to #1 Ohio State and failed to capitilize. They are also expecting additional support from alumni of other Big 10 pretenders such as Wisconsin, Iowa, Penn State and Purdue. The primary focus of this gathering will be to raise awareness for rewarding mediocrity in college football, and giving pretenders the second chance they deserve. Famous pretenders Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson are scheduled to perform while the crown will try to saturate the entire field in human tears.
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