(BREAKING NEWS) SHERYL SWOOPES

[beantownjim]

BOYS BREAKING NEWS IN FROM SACRAMENTO AND I AM BREAKING THE STORY.I MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY TONIGHT I WAS BORED SO I DECIDED THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN WAS THE WNBA SO I MADE A BET ON THE HOUSTON COMETS.LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT 1 MINUTE INTO THE GAME SHERYL SWOOPES BROKE A MAJOR STORY AND TOLD HER COACH VAN CHANCELLOR THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND WAS GOING TO RETIRE.SHE PLAYED ONE MINUTE TONIGHT AND HAD 2 TURNOVERS THEN SHE TOLD THE COACH.MAN I HAVE LOST A LOT OF BETS IN MY TIME BUT NEVER BECAUSE A PLAYER I BET ON GOT PREGNANT WHAT THE F-CK.

BOYS I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT SHE SAID THE DADDY WAS A GOOFY LOOKING WHITE GUY WHO KEPT SAYING I HATE BEANTOWNJIM,I HATE BEANTOWNJIM SO I AM ASSUMING NICK DOUGLAS IS THE FATHER.WOW I WOULDNT WANT TO BE NICK DOUGLAS WHEN HE HAS TO BREAK THE NEWS TO CHARLIE I MEAN CHIOMA POOR NICK I JUST WISH HE TOLD ME BEFORE I BLEW 330 DOLLARS ON HIS NEW WOMEN.

THANKS FOR NOTHING SHERYL SWOOPES YOU F-CKING OVERRATED HOOKER. :rant2:

 

[beantownjim]

THIS IS BRUTAL HOUSTON IS SHOOTING 1 FOR 14 JESUS CHRIST I COULD GET 5 LESBIANS AT STARBUCKS WHO COULD SHOOT A BETTER %.I MUST HAVE A SICKNESS TO BET ON THIS SH-T.

ANYBODY WHO DOESNT THINK THERE IS RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY IF YOUR LESBIAN SISTER WAS DATING SHERYL SWOOPES,LISA LESLIE,GRACE JONES,OR ELLEN DEGENERES WHO WOULD YOU WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS

 

[beantownjim]

:clap: YAY SHERYL SWOOPES MADE A BASKET SHE IS NOW 1 FOR 5 WITH 3 TURNOVERS.WHO KNOWS MAYBE HOUSTON CAN MAKE A RUN.

 

[spang]

I MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY

You could probably expand on the demographics of that statement.

 

[RexBudler]

You could probably expand on the demographics of that statement.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[beantownjim]

STICK A FORK IN ME I AM DONE ON THIS BET.

HOUSTON IS SHOOTING 5 FOR 26 A WHOPPING 192% FROM THE FIELD WITH 12 TURNOVERS OH MAN I NEED ANOTHER CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU F-CKING OVERPAYED HOOKERS.GOODNIGHT FELLAS

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE NIGHT I ASKED THE HOUSTON COMETS TO BAIL ME OUT THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU ASK A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN HOOKERS FOR HELP :cursin:

 

[vinnie]

.I MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY

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Didn't you mean the dumbest fat gay hairy back idiot welcher racist white guy. :clap:

I hope I did miss anything beanbag :mj07:

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT WELCH OF 2005 WHEN BEANTOWNJIM SCREWED ST JUDE'S KIDS OUT OF $200 :cursin:

 

[RAYMOND]

bears stick with the men

 

[ferdville]

BTJ - if you had bothered to do any research or handicapping you would have known that Sacramento is red hot and the best team in the league. I cashed a nice bet on them. No one in his/her right mind would have played against them. Note - "No one in his/her right mind."

 

[RAYMOND]

BTJ - if you had bothered to do any research or handicapping you would have known that Sacramento is red hot and the best team in the league. I cashed a nice bet on them. No one in his/her right mind would have played against them. Note - "No one in his/her right mind."

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[wareagle]

BOYS BREAKING NEWS IN FROM SACRAMENTO AND I AM BREAKING THE STORY.I MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE COUNTRY TONIGHT I WAS BORED SO I DECIDED THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN WAS THE WNBA SO I MADE A BET ON THE HOUSTON COMETS.LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT 1 MINUTE INTO THE GAME SHERYL SWOOPES BROKE A MAJOR STORY AND TOLD HER COACH VAN CHANCELLOR THAT SHE WAS PREGNANT AND WAS GOING TO RETIRE.SHE PLAYED ONE MINUTE TONIGHT AND HAD 2 TURNOVERS THEN SHE TOLD THE COACH.MAN I HAVE LOST A LOT OF BETS IN MY TIME BUT NEVER BECAUSE A PLAYER I BET ON GOT PREGNANT WHAT THE F-CK.

BOYS I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT SHE SAID THE DADDY WAS A GOOFY LOOKING WHITE GUY WHO KEPT SAYING I HATE BEANTOWNJIM,I HATE BEANTOWNJIM SO I AM ASSUMING NICK DOUGLAS IS THE FATHER.WOW I WOULDNT WANT TO BE NICK DOUGLAS WHEN HE HAS TO BREAK THE NEWS TO CHARLIE I MEAN CHIOMA POOR NICK I JUST WISH HE TOLD ME BEFORE I BLEW 330 DOLLARS ON HIS NEW WOMEN.

THANKS FOR NOTHING SHERYL SWOOPES YOU F-CKING OVERRATED HOOKER. :rant2:

:s4: :scared :mj07: