Phil Fulmer be comin' to Tuscaloosa. Oh Lawd, someone tell Dreamland to
order extra beans an' barbecue sauce. Alabama be losin' to everbody
now. It's all good, tho. They fans be needin' dis reality check.
Don't worry, Bama fans. It'll gets mo' bettah in 'bout fo or five
years.
We're Going To Dreamland! 31
Surely This Is All A Dream 17
Ole Mif punked out Alabama las' week. Befo' all you Rebel fans start
talkin' trash, you know Alabama be sorry. Arkansaw be a little
overrated, but they ain't sorry. They quarterback gonna run all over
Ole Mif. So is they running back. By da third quarter, tha stadium
will be empty and tha grove will be full of drunk folk. Me an' my
homies are gonna check out tha grove one day...I hear Ole Mif fans be so
nice an' will be showin' us lots of love.
WOO-WOOOOOOO Pig Sooey 35
November Swoon Starts Early 24
WOOO-WOOOOOO! Bubb Rubb be hangin' wif dem coonasses at seven o'clock
on tha dot. Auburn gots dem a phat Cadillac....so you know they be big
pimpin'. I don't thank LSU be all that, but they played good against
Souf Cackolackey. I hate to brang bad news ta Ole Mif an' Arkansaw
fans, but dis game be fo' da SEC West title. Coach Wingnut gonna ride
that pimp sled all tha way to Atlanta.
Pimps Up! 27
Coonasses 21
Deez Hairy Dawgs be tuff. I don't see dem losin' any mo'. My nefrew
Cornelius be in a gang in Bummingham. He say UAB is mo' bettah than
people thinks. He say Georgia'll probably win, but tha game'll be close.
I say Cornelius need to stick to robbin' liquor stoes, and leave tha
game pickin' to tha pimps.
Hairy Dawgs 31
Green Blazers 10
Coach Sherrill say dis year be it for him. Ole Mif fans be happy cuz
they ain't gotsta lose to him no more. Mi-sippi Stank can't tackle
nobody, and dat's bad, cuz nobody can tackle that big ol' Kentucky QB
anyway. He just like givin' dem piggyback rides. Maybe if Coach
Sherrill axe him nicely, that QB will give him a piggyback ride fo' a
goin' away present.
Lorenzen's Piggyback Rides 38
Mi-sippi Stank 28
Granny Clampett be skerred about dis game. He say Souf Cackolackey
can't run, throw, catch, or tackle. He know my soul bruthas is comin'
to town lookin' fo they first SEC win in a long time. Cackolackey
should pull it out, but tha Commodores will be Brick Houses fo' bout
three quarters.
Souf Cackolackey 24
Soul Bruthas 21
order extra beans an' barbecue sauce. Alabama be losin' to everbody
now. It's all good, tho. They fans be needin' dis reality check.
Don't worry, Bama fans. It'll gets mo' bettah in 'bout fo or five
years.
We're Going To Dreamland! 31
Surely This Is All A Dream 17
Ole Mif punked out Alabama las' week. Befo' all you Rebel fans start
talkin' trash, you know Alabama be sorry. Arkansaw be a little
overrated, but they ain't sorry. They quarterback gonna run all over
Ole Mif. So is they running back. By da third quarter, tha stadium
will be empty and tha grove will be full of drunk folk. Me an' my
homies are gonna check out tha grove one day...I hear Ole Mif fans be so
nice an' will be showin' us lots of love.
WOO-WOOOOOOO Pig Sooey 35
November Swoon Starts Early 24
WOOO-WOOOOOO! Bubb Rubb be hangin' wif dem coonasses at seven o'clock
on tha dot. Auburn gots dem a phat Cadillac....so you know they be big
pimpin'. I don't thank LSU be all that, but they played good against
Souf Cackolackey. I hate to brang bad news ta Ole Mif an' Arkansaw
fans, but dis game be fo' da SEC West title. Coach Wingnut gonna ride
that pimp sled all tha way to Atlanta.
Pimps Up! 27
Coonasses 21
Deez Hairy Dawgs be tuff. I don't see dem losin' any mo'. My nefrew
Cornelius be in a gang in Bummingham. He say UAB is mo' bettah than
people thinks. He say Georgia'll probably win, but tha game'll be close.
I say Cornelius need to stick to robbin' liquor stoes, and leave tha
game pickin' to tha pimps.
Hairy Dawgs 31
Green Blazers 10
Coach Sherrill say dis year be it for him. Ole Mif fans be happy cuz
they ain't gotsta lose to him no more. Mi-sippi Stank can't tackle
nobody, and dat's bad, cuz nobody can tackle that big ol' Kentucky QB
anyway. He just like givin' dem piggyback rides. Maybe if Coach
Sherrill axe him nicely, that QB will give him a piggyback ride fo' a
goin' away present.
Lorenzen's Piggyback Rides 38
Mi-sippi Stank 28
Granny Clampett be skerred about dis game. He say Souf Cackolackey
can't run, throw, catch, or tackle. He know my soul bruthas is comin'
to town lookin' fo they first SEC win in a long time. Cackolackey
should pull it out, but tha Commodores will be Brick Houses fo' bout
three quarters.
Souf Cackolackey 24
Soul Bruthas 21
