Bud Lite.... Real American Genius/Heroes....
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are you at home? glad to se you're still alive, was your cpu down? or did a major snowfall pass through your area..
...sorry anth, got the message, just been busy preparing for the beginning of the last 150 days. Hell, we only had 13 days off....
...got a good :thefinger the admin story for ya next time we talk....
...hope all is well in the great white north, as we've only had a couple of flurries thusfar, but yesterday it was what I've termed "turrets cold" outside....
...when you walk outside, you immediately begin cursing uncontrollably.... :bump: :142lmao:
:drinky: :drinky: :weed:
...got a good :thefinger the admin story for ya next time we talk....
...hope all is well in the great white north, as we've only had a couple of flurries thusfar, but yesterday it was what I've termed "turrets cold" outside....
...when you walk outside, you immediately begin cursing uncontrollably....
:bump: :142lmao: :drinky: :drinky: :weed:
...call... :weed:
...now that's turrets cold!!! :thefinger
DR STRANGELOVE said:yesterday it was -3F here with the windchill...
now that my friend is cold... today 1F
...now that's turrets cold!!!
:thefingerThey got some good ones on there. I like the Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. Too bad my friend isn't on there. Mr. Too Much Cologne Wearer. My friend even laughed when he saw that because he knew that was a self-portrayal.
Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
"Because while there maybe no I in team, thanks to you, there's always an f and a u."
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
"Because of you, a simple elevator ride is suddenly a 42 floor plummet into the very bowels of hell."
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
"Because somewhere, there is a guy with his pants around his ankles, doing the bunnyhop in search of a fresh roll."
I forgot the Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
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"Because while there maybe no I in team, thanks to you, there's always an f and a u."
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
"Because of you, a simple elevator ride is suddenly a 42 floor plummet into the very bowels of hell."
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
"Because somewhere, there is a guy with his pants around his ankles, doing the bunnyhop in search of a fresh roll."
I forgot the Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
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Thanks!! Had an old site but was out of date.
TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
My favorite is the toilet paper changer followed but the silent gas passer.
Thanks Bud!!!!
TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
My favorite is the toilet paper changer followed but the silent gas passer.
Thanks Bud!!!!
Oh man, these are killin' me...
Mr. Professional Figure Skater:
"While lesser men strapped on skates and played hockey, you donned skin-tight leotards and a tiny cowboy hat and learned figure eights"
"You practiced and practiced, hoping, and knowing someday you'd be good enough to wear a giant puppet costume and skate in an ice show"
:lol2 :lol: :142smilie :jump:
Love it!
Mr. Professional Figure Skater:
"While lesser men strapped on skates and played hockey, you donned skin-tight leotards and a tiny cowboy hat and learned figure eights"
"You practiced and practiced, hoping, and knowing someday you'd be good enough to wear a giant puppet costume and skate in an ice show"
:lol2 :lol: :142smilie :jump:
Love it!
