Bush Joke...A Little Humor To Start Off Your Day

[Chopsticks]

I happen to like Bush but I had to laugh when I read this one

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.

After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is:

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"


Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says,

"OK, where were we? Oh that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks him what his name is.



"Steve"



"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?

And fifth, what the f** k happened to Billy?"

 

[Chanman]

The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C. President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, sailing on the presidential yacht.

They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."

Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over and picks it up, then walks back across the water to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats on the Hill, CBS News, NBC News, ABC News, the New York & L.A.Times is: "Bush Can't Swim."

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thought in the spirit of the Lincoln bedroom, I would post here on what appears to be developing into a Chinese thread.

Chopsticks, heard that before but still is funny.

Chanman, hadn't heard that before and am still laughing.

Eddie

 

[djv]

Good Laugh
Chanman I heard that another way. Bush new whare the wing dam was.